Judge — June 27, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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1 * i) JUDGE HOW SCIENTIST ROSE TO SUCCESS American correspondents are still flocking into Gurgl to interview Professor Piccard, who as- cended to a balloc feet in an aluminum car attached G» morning, Professor! What have you to say Of the check-up you made on the Cosmic Ray = We measured clectrical currents that pass Through detinite pressure of cosmic ray gas. But wasn't it lonesome and dreadfully drear Just cruising around in the chill stratosphere? At fifty-two thousand, four ninety-three feet Reporters are things you infrequently meet. So when you got up there, you just simply sat And read dials and things in your tin acrostat? There were ionization record And no one to question a thing that we wrote. No one to argue about how to bid At auction or contract. Besides we were rid Of talks about tariffs and Soviet wh And silver and China and not eat Of girls who try crossing the Cl “zs to note we meat; nnel on skiis | nd mammas who claim th an swim it with ease; | Of mayors who tour in a volatile h - bib If we'd had our way we'd have stayed up for days. ii ht | } ovsik in Potikoloy stubs his toe. Blames mishap to Phik? another moujik’s carelessness. Hot words between Bit | the two workers follow. One hits the other on the nose. | Every one is late for work at the Potikolov shoe factory. } All the moujiks at scene of scrap. Factory supervisors become worried when they get re- scrap is developing into free-for-all. supervisors call local police to halt free-for-all. ory supervisors teleg aph Moscow for more police- / A DAY WITH A RUMOR FROM MOSCOW ' al | | | men. } | Moscow replies that record shows Potikolov has more Lh icemen than moujiks. i} Factory supervisors inform Moscow they won't be re- | tI sponsible if Five-Year Plan goes into six or seven years. {| French correspondent at Moscow wites humorous account ' ‘a 'y trouble to Paris office. h correspondent in Paris wires London paper of nts’ uprising against Soviet authority. New York represe peasants are overpow ative at London cables his paper local Soviet garrisons. ai Washington paper cables Moscow correspondent: “Rush confirmation reports pe: Washington paper re there has been nd revolution.” o massacres, but nts massacre es repl | a revolution—in 19 yi Washington paper rushes special edition on streets: | “Soviet in State of Revolution Since 19 | Los Angeles paper brings out special edition warning i} } public of probable Red attack any hour now, by sea from | Siberia. : | Moujik in Potikolov apologizes for having stubbed fel- Sa low worker's toe. —Artiuve Erensero ah ae 18 At a comicbooks.com