Judge — June 20, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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LIGH (Continued To his of what At no remainder and half an egy. third customer he sold half remained and half time did he break an If he had one left after the three sales, how many eggs did he have to start wit an “en Last weck’s—No. 1: Eight pounds. No. 2: The nine men comprised an nfantry detachment and an officer on parade. The sailor broke his wooden No. +: It was superfluous for the twins to put a distinguishing mark on both One would enough. canes. have been Parlor Inane FH is a nice, stoopid way of using up a lot of time and clean, inno. cent paper. Ask the mob if they know what a billion is. In case that little cutie in green with her head on the Princeton boy's lap is a wee bit hazy, you can take time out and explain that to her as | favor it is a mil- lion million, Then ask the company present just how long they think it would take them to count a billion. The guesses vary as a rule, anywhere from a month to ten years. Well, if tren’t all sick of the idea by this you can soon find out that count t the rate of two hundred a min- ute without stopping, it would take nine thousand five hundred and twelve years, to say nothing of a few odd months. Now, go ahead and prove it. A button is suspended by a thread inside a clear glass bottle. The cork is sealed in the bottle. How can you sever the thread so the button falls, without uncorking or breaking the hottle? It is so simple I really can’t be bothered to tell you, but just this once, maybe. Hold the bottle in sun light and burn the thread with the aid of a burnin What's that?) No sunlight when you hold parties? Try it in vour Sun Parlor Inane some time then, Unimportant Items J Livs Tann claims Earl Car- roll’s next Vanities will probably be so intimate they'll be able to played in a patrol wagon. spec you tim ing Across named K the street from us a gent y announces loudly and un- immatically “Shoes for Women Phat’s Different. While Paul, the s8th St. hair organizer, has a dummy of a well-groomed head in a fifth- story window! Who c'd crane that high, letalone a giraffe? And now you can buy “Hammered Wheat Thinsies,” a hammered wheat biscuit to make fat people thinsy! from page 9) And veddy Johnson. p Crackers, know. d, too—made by the + who make Educator | the best rafts I cheese I see that some Iowans have gotten together a fund to rescue some coun tryvmen from Russia. How about some Russians getting together to some of their compatriots from Lowa? You can keep the little woman at home now and not losing money at afternoon cutthroat by bu full-sized professional making machine. It is a simple con traption of and automatic needle, and Macy will sell it to you with all sorts of designs. 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