Judge — June 13, 1931 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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A HEALTHFUL adventure A TRIP to Chalfonte- Haddon Hall is a grand lark for the whole family . and a lark that is full of health, as well as happi- ness. Here they can absorb the sun... breathe deep the tonic ocean air... satisfy keen appetites with wholesome, tempting food. In the background is al- ways the comfort and in- formal hospitality of Chal- fonte-Haddon Hall, with its many facilities for re- laxation and recreation. Come for a short vacation, ora long one. We will be glad to send you further information, American and European Plans CHALFONTE- HADDON HALL ATLANTIC CITY Leeds and Lippincott Company | after him, Just the Best Time (Continued from page 15) clean over the state of Arkansas, curved over Ohio and went into IIli- nois. It landed right in the stockyard district of Chicago and Wilbu it all the time. He got the ball, all right, but—well, you know what they do to hogs in the stockyard district of after Chic .. And that was the end of Wilbur. “Are you sure you pitch right- Jack asks him. “You never have dizzy spells or loss of memory, do you?” I asks him. mpathize with Pea Ridge says, hande “T see you do my bereavements, hurt. take myself for a walk.” “Don't go near the animals,” I call They are liable to take you for a corn on the cob, Well, Mamie, now comes the part I wanted to tell you about. Jack and Tare all alone now, and Jack is very serious. I ¢ been thinking about you, Bat ack says (he always calls me Babe), “and I think it is time you started thinking of the future.” Well, Mamie, I knew what he meant right but I could only blush and say, Jack!" It was f was how much J like John Gilbert or m ec it was Adolphe Menjou when he proposed to | Marlene Dietrich in’ that “Hearts Aflame.” I am also thinking of what I will be married in, and I think traveling clothes will be best, and maybe I will give the folks a treat in something simple like a two-piece crépe redin- gote, with chiffon jacket, and a smart baku hat, which will knock their ears und then we will go to Atlantic Then Jack breaks in. he says slowly, to think of the future, Bab ain't much future stockin, picture, uu ought There n working at the unter at Weinstock’s. Why not get transferred to the rug depart- ment or the piano department?” Well, M I could have socked the big pineapple. But I didn’t, Mamie, because I know what he real meant, and he was just too bashful, and Tam just cu-razy about Jack, and whenever I and J go out we have just the best time. Sure Cure AS? one wag tells about the di tician whose nerves snapped. doctor advised his kin to put him in cwhere he “wouldn't be dis- So they put him up in business, —Warter Wincuece in the Daily Mirror 26 “L think [will leave you and | ally a proposal, and all L could | +k looked ANNOUNCING 7 Judge's rd Cross Word Puzzle Book IT IS DEMANDED— ond accordingly, with high glee, we present the third volume in this series of puzzles for advanced thinkers. IN construction these puzzles ore clear and con- ventional; it is in the defini- tions that the double cream of the jest lies. Though le- gitimate, they are deftly misleading, so the solver is rewarded by discovering not only interlocking words, but entertaining wise- cracks. A compendium of fifty cross word puzzles selected from the originals which have appeared in Judge. Publication date—June 22, 1931. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Inc. 18 East 48th Street New York, N. Y. Deor Sirs: Please send me copies of JUDGE'S Third Cross Word Puzzle Book, ot $1.50 per copy. comicbooks.com