Judge — May 23, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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filtos . to the TAFT, please! To visit New York means to visit Times Square—star-jewelled playground of America. People from all over the world stop at the Taft, largest hotel of Times Square, gigantic palace of 2,000 rooms... The rates are so amazingly moderate (from $2.00) sophisticated travellers are singing a new song, which goes,"TARRY AT THE TAFT—and see New York with what you save!” The TAE T Adicining Roxy's 7th AVENUE at 50th STREET They were out in his car. “You may go as far as she said, “but when you par! it is at a Kent Garage.” Located at 6Ist Street and Colum- bus Ave.—44th Street, just east of 3rd Ave.—and the Newark Garage, Washington and Warren Streets. pie - ¢ v7 ae CROSS-WORDS JUDGE'S cross-word punters have now printed two editions of these brain- teasers. Here's your chance to get the most omusing pumles that our co tors have yet devised for the di ment of readers. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO.. INC. 18 Cast 48th Str New York, N.Y. De jou like," . be sure jes of JUDGHS Plest Croce Wont Puzzle a of UV DGE'S Seront Crass Word 1 x Whe \ growled, | Mort. | knows | wailed. | it! away | Mort. | just a little thing. Gag (rep Kapnan, the attorney, tbout the patron who tried to cut up his steak. ing into ita dozen tin y and fork, he summoned the waite § “take this. st “No can do. “Why not d the customer, “You bent it,” was the reply. —Wantren Winecnece in the Daily Mirror Governor Roosevelt orders the po lice to drive the Jack Diamond gang out of Greene County, This reminds us of the old story about Charles Chapin. An Evening World reporter was sent to interview a man who not only refused to talk, but also kicked the reporter out of the house and down the front steps. ‘The- reporter t phoned, “He won't say a word. Chapin, me and me out. n't get that story ko: him,” Chapin is sup- posed to i He can’t intimi date me, —F.P.A. in the N.Y. Herald Tribune The McWhiffle Scandal (Continued from page 9) weal Really, « Mort. “Te eHlme just one thing!" clutehi his shoulde lly write that letter J. Mort nodded, dumbly. | Ermin- trude and waved her arms in wild despair. “Oh, Um ruined! the laughing stock whole town! she said, “Did you re released him al of Disgraced! of the club, To think the you... “Listen, my “I only wrote dear,” pleaded J. met her once! : I just that letter for fun, and... “But you wrote it! And everyone re omy husband!” “It's terrible! [can’t bear my life... everything wcloud.” . thousand rr lone,” she is ru . : ' ve her fifty and leave her “And that ‘lo business didn't mean any after all... . screamed Mrs. Me- worst thing I ever How can I ever face my You wrote that letter! ame to it!... ‘Lonely as a cloud!’ . Morton, you fool, don’t you realize the ridiculous thing Te nnyson didn’t write - It was Words “Little thin Whittle, “It's the heard of! friends! worth!” —Cuer Jonson SL that | | NO BRUSH A backgammon board that fits Made of wal- nut, with cork playing surface. your card table. Ivory draughtsmen, dice, doubler, leather cups and book of rules. Complete for $14.50 Irene Haullaur;sre INTERIORS 37 E, 49th St. New ork City Telephone PLaza 3-6418 Iles drag, not slipperiness, puts SHAVE into Shaving m. Just the right amount of drag, or correctly adjusted re- sistance, holds the blade close to the face and makes it cut ‘em off clean, without pull or suffering. Our chemists in 346 principal experiments have examined this matter of drag at close range, and solved it completely. No words of mine can convey ‘ou exactly what this means. “ve got to try Burma ave to experience the utter joy of shaving when properly adjusted resistance is given to your razor. Orn Odath, 19 tubes and jars one NO LATHER an BACKGAMMON NO RUB-IN comicbooks.com