Judge — May 9, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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BROWN LEDGE CAMP An exclusive, splendidly equipped, and nationally known vacation place for girls. At Brown Ledge every girl rides ever horses owned and trained by the camp canoeing, aquaglaning, motor-boat trips—all under the gu extra charg for laundry nearby club for parents. TRUST. QORSe, day under expert instruction on t at no cost ai Registered ni On Mallett’s Bay Near Burlington, Vermont (July and August) vutiful saddle : wonderful fc \ CAMP YOU CAN For booklet write: * Harry E. J. Brown, Director Hamilton Grange School Riverside Drive at 147th St, New York City NEW + OCEAN * HOUSE SWAMPSCOTT * MASSACHUSETTS DIRECTLY ON THE OE The North Shore's foremost resort hotel. Ideal seaside and country environment... . health-giv salt sea breezes. Every ional feature... golf... private bathing beach asily accessible to all historical points. Booklet. % CLEMENT F. KENNEDY President. Winter Resort—Vinoy Park Hotel ‘St. Petersburg, Florida Tell-tale-nails cat with a At dru Sc, Gem Jr. The H. C. COOK © 3 Beaver St. Ansoni w/A Gem Ciippers “Listen to the old fool rave! Flit § do make a difference BEST ——_—_———— BUTCHART-NICHOLLS CO...SPRINGDALE, CONN, Pacific Coast Dist. Curley-Bates Co., Sen Francisco, Los L THE WORLD LIBRARY GUILD 120 BOYLSTON ST., BOSTON, MASS. 1440 BWAY, NEW YORK, N. Y. Now he’s telling Waldo how he used to be a llower in the circus!” —Apv. | Bourbon IN GOLF) HIGH HAT (Continued from page 17) in the Beaux Arts to make the pur- chases they forgot while marketing the midnight before. And after the thea tre every night there's a big line-up of ladies and gents in evening clothes at the ginger-ale slot. Mr. Harvey p to install these Delamats in big « ment centers all over the city and | eventually all over the country. His prices are about the same as those of | the delicatessen. Apple Vendors Fugit! ie week of April 12, 1931, was a snooty one for thrones. Alphonse the last of the Bourbon au except one bottle, Kentuckio, cellar — was nudged bumpily from his plush throne and several million apples were rolled off their thrones! What I mean to say, if your attention isn’t being distracted, is that Mister Mulrooney decided were adding to congestion alor avenues as well as along our alimen tary canals! thority in my apples Personally, with sympathetic obei sance to the unemployed, [ agre wholestomachly with our Chief Min ion, G knows, I've torn plenty pants getting around wooden apple thrones. I know a lovely model, Zorah Mabel, who, waving for busses, often sagged in balance and lurched n apple throne, thus starting runs in her stockings, which, if laid end to end, would make Lord & Taylor clap hands over business. to come. But I'm unperturbed over stocking runs, torn pants or congestion—-ave- nue or alimentary! My worry is the Now that vodness ainst Applemen and their wares. they're gone, where did they go? Tsk! It's just possible they are in seclusion somewhere planning a parade. Or mcbhe they've turned their worms as people do when the law prohibits thisserthat and dum their apples in refrigerated barrels. standing by till there’s nothing left but applejack. Personally, I'm buying billions of bushels of apples from the retreating vendors, storing them in warchouses and sitting pretty, waiting for the next depression, Best Steppers We'll Be the Same & I've Got Five Dollars—Ohman & Arden—Victor. Siboney & Adios (Rumbas)—Ma- drigueras—Columbia. By Special Permission of the Copy- right Owners & I'm One of God's Children—Shilkret—Victor. beth & Oh Donna Clara— Waring’s Pa's—Victor. —Juper, Jn. comicbooks.com