Judge — May 9, 1931 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Cut It Out Wie we were kids you used to like To cut things out with shears— To paste them in a little book And keep them for the years. I used to be your scrap-book king, But time has turned your head. You've tossed your little book away And cut me out instead. ~Jack Mason, U. of California 32 Next Dance “Pardon me, but ma frame for the next strug —W. MacStewart, I use your U. of Wisconsin Prof.—Will_ the last row explain the mi taposition” > Blushing rather not!! Co-ed—1 can, but —Lovis McLean, of Illinois ’32 Jans Wareous “Say, are you the lady with the busted pipe?” ¢ dane panty “Of all times to be taking a bath, Mr. Rezton— just when the wreck occurred!” —Jano Fanny, Yale ‘32 —James Watrovus, Wisconsin '31 The trouble with most philosophy majors is that they insist on putting Descartes before the horse. —Margvurette Lawrence, U. of Wash. ’31 I was somewhere out in Flanders, with shells pouring down like hail. Screami the big fe shrapnel rent the air. and lows tore huge holes out of the earth. Patrick O'Reilly . vancing. An exceptional], whistled directly over his shoulder to blast a yawning crater not ten feet in front of him. Patrick O'Reilly whis- tled. “Close,” he muttered. “A little closer, and I'd ‘a’ fallen in an’ broke me neck.” —Mitton Simon, Vanderbilt '31 ” “So, varlet! Phi on you! —Hanns B. : Interview “Goon sonsixe, Mr, Hoover! 1 represent the Illiterate Publish ny of New York. ‘The firm Mr. Hoover, to ask ed to meet you. Y picking up. Ther: really has been no depression. Pros perity is just around the corner.” “Yes, Mr. Hoover, but you know how conditions are . . True, the publishing business has fallen off a bit, but the governmen at present workir increased wages, and before long peo ple will be buying more books.” “Yes, but you see, there are evils to day which...” ing Comy has sent “Very pk conditions are out a program of “Prohibition is a noble experiment It has its evils, but its blessings out weigh its faults.” “But the trouble today is “The government difficulties which fz a ness and will endeavor to rectify them. Tell your firm that better times are here to stay. This summer will bring an end to all economic difficul ties.” “But you misunderstand me. I am selling a book entitled “The Loves of in full morocco binding, wit! i Now this splendid book contains . —J. Don Suttivan Notre Dame Henrietta wonders if the trousers of a tuxedo are breeches of etiquetts —Jack S. Mason U. of California "32 comicbooks.com