Judge — May 9, 1931 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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a Frourisro Americanizing the Pyramids THE LAST RESORT Ts" petite, blonde movie actress, Mina Strome, stamped her small nd exquisitely modeled foot. Hee eyebrows were drawn up and her heautifully calsomined face expressed vexation, 1 won't stand it,” she stormed. I'l do something desperate!” “There, there, now,” said her hus- everything will come out all right.” “T won't stand it another minute!” she cried. Her husband shrugged his shoul- ders and turned to leave the rooin. “Tl get a divorce, that’s what I'll do!” shouted Min: That's all that I can do. Here is three weeks— and I haven't been on page one since lund, “Don't ery, darling. I’m sure that time I got pinched for speeding !” “Literary dinner, eh?” Domestic Ditties I ‘s not much bother to ask for money (Though an allowance would help a lot) But this enrages me greatly, honey, “What did you do with the last you got?” As though T’d dropped it into the river Or buried it deep in some woodside grot; That question sets me with wrath aquiver “What did you do with the last you got?” Darling, a warning, a mild suggestion. If ever you're stabbed in a vital spot, The motive will be this constant question, “What did you do with the last you got?” T shouldn't have sent Gunga-Din to college!” —Benrton Brarry comicbooks.com