Judge — May 2, 1931 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Asx the patient to take a sheet “hot paper and write down the unber of her natal month (i. ¢., Feb- ruary is 2, 3, and so on}, then vultiply it by 2, then add 5 and mul- tiply the result by 50. After the poor zitl has done this much she can take time out to powder her nose and rest her poor ‘ittle fingers which will have callouses on them from working too fast. She can then continue by adding her age (she must be honest), and n this subtract250. Now,all you do sto ask her the result. ... The last two figures of the total will be her age ind the first one or two figures will be the month in which she was born... 1026 will mean she is 26 years and was born in October. Cigret Pikchiz ] 22% Melachrino has. gone back to the practice of including inserts with The package I just opened contained a piece of broadcloth nto which the grand old rag of Great Britain (the Red Ensign) was woven. This is very elegant and all that, but | fear modern youth isn't going to be joled with such-like fripperie: of eretinous ballplayers, prize- their cigarettes. as the fighters, bathing beauties or birds, flowers and hinsects. ‘They want sophistication, How about a series of wellknown rum-runners, gang lead- ers, speakeasy interiors, ex-bank pres- dents, and missing magistrates? While on the heart-interest side of the thin} a neat little series of Peggy Joye husbands would go good. —Juocr, Jn. Why Bank Clerks Work in Cages (Continued from page 7) “locked up all our money in a. safe and the safe is gone!” National re- mained ealm in the face of this latest disaster. “Well,” he smiled, “it wasn't my vault! At this there arose a roar of laugh- ter that saved the day if not the ney. National took advantage of the situation and assured his patrons that he had a plan that would solve the whole difficulty and banish all fear of further loss. “My clerks should all go to jail,” he admitted, “but if I put them away “I couldn't run the bank, Therefore I'm going to build @ jail right in the bank and let the clerks out on parole every night! Get the idea?” The cheer that followed proved to National that he had won and from that day on he forged ahead unti! he hecame one of the greatest forgers of his day. So that’s why those wicket clerks work in cages. Day in and day out you take wings by talking over your telephone . with friends... .. the doctor . . . a relative hundreds of miles away . . the grocer . . and every month you get a bill for this service. Perhaps a single call made during this period has been worth more to you in time, money or convenience than the whole amount of your bill. But the telephone company makes its charge —not on any such b: but on what it costs to give the best possible service to its customers. The Bell System has voluntarily taken the position that the tele- phone business is a public trust. Its policy is to give the best possible serv ‘eat the least cost consistent with financial safety. The more telephone subscribers there are, the more valuable tele- phone service becomes to each sub- scriber, Unlike most other businesses, the telephone industry does not enjoy reduced costs as the number of cus- tomers increases. On the contrary, the trend is upward. To offset this, the American Telephone and Tele- graph Company takes advantage of every scientific advance and aid to efficiency which can possibly re. duce service costs — and these sav- ings are used for the benefit of the subscriber, The twenty-four Associated Com- panies in the Bell System are pledged to this ideal . . . to give constantly better telephone service at the lowest possible rates .. . to reduce, by every means in their power, the number of pennies that you pay for wings. * AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY * \t Brown Ledge ev | cing, aquaplaning, motor-be: trips—all under the guidance for laundry !! QoRSey *& BROWN LEDGE CAMP An exclusive, splendidly equipped, and nationally known vacation place for girls. very day under expert instructio d by the camp—at no cost above tuitio golf, tennis, dramatics, hand-craft extra charges—not even for g Registered nurse; wonderful by club for parents, For booklet write: Harry E. J. Brown, Director Hamilton Grange School Riverside Drive at 147th St., New York City On Mallett’s Bay Near Burlington, Vermont (July and August) on beautiful saddle ling, swimming, dancing, water ers all!! “No One tuition f greens’ fees nor A CAMP YOU CAN <Hals <pApt Aquaplaring” comicbooks.com