Judge — May 2, 1931 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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different dirty face, but since not been together, none iny reason to. suspect face is dirty. All start laughing, and naturally each one thinks that the other two are laughing at each other nd does not suspect that he himself is iso an object for ridicule, Suddenly \, who reasons a little logically than the others, ind washes his face. What was his reasoning? Last week's: No. 1: The fellow had $8.75 in his pocket when he en tered the first store, the trick to. the problem being to work it backwards. No. 2: The poor chap was born on February 29 of ¢ had a birthd: Henee he b the end of Special Attention: The Editor has ripped the stitches out of his pocket book and T can now pay three ad dollars for all: Eye-Queues ac ind printed in these cute precincts. Let's go with that brain wave. Each has a they have of them has that his own three doors. very more goes out leap year and d only Open Shop 000 speaks in New gardly beside the of cordial shops that have up around town lik tives: a will-readi 1 100,000 of the places in of them hock of my digs. York number sudde nls » fake rel- etheat and within a sprun town, most seem to be Each is rigorously store dis- playing an untempting assortment of non-alcoholic cordials in the window and a like assortment on the shelves within. Recently they h ing in heavily for the moc lot of terrible silver trimmi appeared. The stock, however, is under cover and they will supply « thing you want. Anybody ¢ ind buy; no questions are as vou don’t have to argue through the peep-hole that, “You remember me, I was here last night with Mr. Bench ley.” There cops around, being no comfortable seats in- Generally speaking, prices are cheaper than your bootlegger's. Gin costs, 0 according to the type of bathtub it was made in, I suppose, the two-fifty being made in porcelain, the one-fifty in tin, and the in the kitchen sink, Most of the the same, being a simple are no there side. one jernts work in cahoots with your doorman, who supplies them with lists of the house tenants. Price cards are sent around, one for each family, two for resident re igents, and none for racketeer: doorman, of course, gets his little, a why not? They have their dign upkeep, haven't they? Deliveries be made at all hours and one bottle is (Continued on page 24) riece Shave this way free for 7 days see coupon ENTLEMEN: Accept a supply of our shaving cream to try. You be the judge. If yu are disappointed, then we lose. Because 86 out of every 100 who make this test remain our steady | customers, we venture the belief you'll be quick to change from other ways to this. We asked 1,000 men We were asked many times to make a shaving cream before we did. Finally we had 1,000 men write down where other kinds had failed. Then, one by one, in 12 months’ time, we overcame each fault—met cach demand. Through the olive oil principle, we | know so well, the finished formula pos- sessed five unique advantages: PALMOLIVE RADIO HOUR—Broadcastevery Wednesday night — from 9:30 to 10:30 p, m, Fastern time: 8:30 to 9:30 p.m. Central time: 7:30 to 8:30 p.m, Pacific £ stations associated with The National Broad- casting Company. 23 We make this offer to win new customers to Palmolive Shaving Cream. Today, it out- sells all other kinds. . Multiplies itself in lather 250 times. . Softens the beard in one minute. . Maintains its creamy minutes on the face. Strong bubbles hold the hairs erect for shaving. . Fine after-effects due to olive and palm oil content. Palmolive is the world’s largest scll- ing shaving cream, It wins men by sheer merit. That's why you owe it to your face to send the coupon now. Do not delay. fullness for 10 NEW! Palmolive Shave Lotion. Here's a new way to leave the face tingling, fresh and clean. Try it! Also Palmolive After Shaving Talc. = 17 SHAVES FREE and a can of Palmolive After Shaving Tale Simply insert your name and address olive, Dept. M-t 5, Grand Central Post Office, New York City your name and add: comicbooks.com