Judge — April 25, 1931 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE SOME NOTES ON BEATING-UPS By Dr. Seuss Goop-wve to Geesswor ! D" waING connoisseurs were thrilled last week by the in- vention of a new ki f club that will elevate beating-up into one of the ex. s s. Everyone who b ver wanted to beat a man withi: ch of his life will now be able to do the job right. 1 ndicator Club clicks off the inches as you beat and tells you exactly where to stop. adopted in slight tion —viz., to “pick” « guy. iy * 7 wel Di ‘Thy 9 e i e fla misuse of the fine old term of *whel t is administered with a | sh of whale for five generations, is the only chastisement whale left s out, the term ‘whaling’ belongs to us Thymuses exclusively.” comicbooks.com