Judge — April 25, 1931 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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diet she kept the ducks for we having grown fond of them, finally parting with them to board them out ita Loi Island duck farm. Inci dentally, the Croydon has just in- stalled a special elevator for dogs and The Parlor Inane D' an Jupcr Junxtor: Speaking of “Parlor Trickery,” here's one for that Uncle Sam preseribes for airplane pilots. — It’s part of the physical exam, Stand with feet together. Now close both eyes and bring one knee up until it is at right angles to the body, Stand this way for one min- ite without the foot out of place that is on the ground. Also keep rns firmly at sides. If you think it’s casy, try it. Happy landings! Burr Leyson you erect, moving Veddy nice and Here's one for you. rigid, st upsetty, Burr. Hold your arm ght out sideways from your shoulder, for five minutes and see how you like it. Or place both fect, heel ty toe, parallel to and against the baseboard of a wall and try to stand t. If you can do these two, try standing two feet (your own) distant from a wall, your head against the wall, and the out using your hands. Silver Threads | as Friday one of the largest and 4 most conservative of the Fifth Avenue jewelers (where the clerks a genuine silver polish) has a irectors’ meeting. The event taking place at noon, the practice has always heen to have a small luncheon served. Formerly, times being what they were, they had their own chef and delicious have CLERK, GIMME ONE miukt HEREN AND Two * LOnE KISSES” ~ Nn fo JUDGE FOR IM JUSSA NAGABON' Z \ON-N-V-UH —— WHEN 4 menus, and, just) before luncheon, someone was dispatched below to the showroom or window to bring up a great, silver luncheon just to add that sense of richness to the proceedings. Lunch over, the gold toothpicks having been pulled out and the business of the day gotten into, the service was removed, washed and polished and sent back to the showease till bought or next Friday. Times, however, bein » things ch, The Friday meeting held and the silver used. But instead of the massive set, no are Fe continues to be still the service is chef, aurant and have just so many or- plat du jour sent in, and a iner of coffee pl And instead of comfortable chats, the gold toothpicks are used to prod the ribs of the lagging salesmen Eye-Queues A MAN went into a store and said to the merchant, “If you will give me the amount of money I have in my pocket, 1 will spend ten dollars.” ‘The merchant complied. He went into the next store and did the same thing. He went into the third store and did the same, and when he left this store he was broke. How much did he have when he went into the first store? On the day his son was born an put $5 in the bank for h succeeding birthd When the boy was 24 years old he took his inheritance out of the bank vad PSS ARMORED GIRS! second-hand car he didn’t have and tried to buy a $50. He found enough. Why? Last week's: In the first, the Pha aoh could hardly have referred to th: phinx as a Seventh Wonder of the World, since the Grecks hadn't as yet classified the Seven Wonders, let alone thought up the idea. In the second, the winner named Cain, who, when he slew Abel, matically ruined one-fourth of world’s entire population. In the third (and follow me close- ly), to bring back three gallons, the soldier fills the five-gallon bucket. empties it into the seven - gallon bucket, in fills the five, pours enough, which is two gallons, from it into the seven gallons, thus leaving three gallons in the smaller bucket. To bring back four gallons, he fills the seven-gallon bucket, empties off five into the five-galloner, which leaves two g He then dumps out the five gallons and pours the remaining two gallons from the seven into the five. He again fills the seven and from it pours off enough to fill up the fiver, which, taking three to fill, leaves the necessary four in the seven-galloner. ito- the ag: Hons in the seven, Unimportant Items He mounted cops (‘*Flatbottoms”) in Boston must not let themselves get over 200 Ibs. in weight. If they do, back to beat-pounding and the pineapple-chop diet they gi (Continued on page 17) comicbooks.com