Judge — April 18, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ON OR BEFORE DECEMBER 19th all Auction Bridge Players Will Be Playing Contract Bridge Or they will be trying to establish an alibi for not doing so My System of Contract Bidding (Third Edition) by Sidney S. Lenz tion of the One- the ys the |t features the Demond Bid, without al conventions, and is so simple t a bridge player con become a sound contract player with ten minutes tudy. r. Ewart Kempson, the eminent British riter, says in the Newcastle (Eng.) Chronicle: ‘The only book on the new gome which | can recommend is ‘My System of Contract Bidding’ by Sidney S. Lenz. “This book enables on overage Auction player to tackle Contract n a very short space of time. | cannot find sufficient praise for this excellent work.” his book contains a full explonation of the Challenge Bid originated by tr, Lenz to take the place of the In- rmatory Double. It also contains o synopsis of the laws of contract bridge. ding the official system of scoring. Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 4-18-31 18 East 48th Street, New York, N.Y. Please send me copies of Contract Bidding” (Third Edition). t y S. Lenz. $1.10 per copy, including pping. 1 om enclosing $ “My Syster coo. at $1.10 per copy. Parcel Post -copies of "My System of Con ‘bidding (Third Edition), by Sidney $ Address Heheheh | J ack OstreMan can slap a gag at himself when his sense of humor is at its best. The other day, frinstance. he encountered William Gordon, a vaudeville reviewer for the Morning Telegraph, rant. Mr. id Osterman, “I want to thank you very much for your notice about me when I played at the Palace.” “You must have me mixed up,” said the critic, “I panned you!" “LT know,” swiftied Jack. sou see those other fellows —Warrer Wincitet in the Daily Mirror a resta Gordon,” si “but did ind committees are to straighten out the Chi- ion. Perhaps it might be simpler just to put Mrs. O'Leary's cow in front of a in and start all over. —Russet Crouse in the N.Y. Evening Post Commissions still tryin; cago sit Teacher—Edward, why do ducks fy north in the springtime = Edward—RBecause it is too far for them to walk. —Paturinper A Real Scare TT farmer from the was boasting next village about the effective: ness of his new scarecrow, Since I put it up,” he said, “no bird has ventured within half a mile of the field. You fellows can’t beat that.” The “locals,” however, were not to be outdone. “I can beat it!” announced old Farmer Roberts. “Last week I put up a scarecrow which frightened the birds so much that one of them brought back two potatoes it stolen.” —Answens had Have your barber Your face—every face—has a net- work of pores. These pores catch and hold the dust, the dirt and the soot which float through the air. Tightly imbedded in your pores, this dirt cannot merely be washed away. It clogs the pores, often causing blackheads, blem- ishes and skin eruptions. Ask for a genuine Pompeian Massage after your shave—tell your barber to use the enuine Pompeian Massage Cream, Watch Ein rub it in, a pink, rosy cream. He keeps rubbing—a fresh, delightful, tingling sen- sation follows. Then the cream rolls out. | Pink? No, a grimy, sooty grey—grey with pore-dirt! But now your face is clean. Keepajar ar of this pink magic on your bath- room shelf. A few minutes’ massage regu- larly will keep your skin toned up. A large jar is only 60c at any drug-store! Co., Inc., Elmira, N. Y. and (Sales Offices: Harold FP. Ritchie & Co.,loc., New York and Toronto.) POMPEIAN PINK MASSAGE CREAM Eight More of the new advertisers in JUDGE whose orders help make the olready established gain for the first half of 1931 over the record of 1930. Northern Pacific Roilwoy Union Pacific System London and North Eostern Roilwoy Munson Steamship Lines Spud Cigorettes Palmolive Shaving Cream Crown Lovender Smelling Solts A. J. Kronk Co, (Lother Kreem) comicbooks.com