Judge — April 4, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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The Golfer Onerese this golfer; know that he Has just gone ‘round in ninety- three. \ nifty se it so appears, For one so stout and full of In this swift age of great atiairs To him no happening compares ‘To this achievement, fond and dear— The mighty’st thing in his career. At home, a dinner stands in state; The guests are there, but he is late; \ butler’s peeved, a cook is sore; A nervous lady walks the floor. He's happy tho, and doesn’t care. He feels like telling everywhere Of this swell climax to his life But wait until he tells his wife). —Hanny Grant Darr Solved “Dear Walter,” writes Leo Town- send, “after living next to the Park Central Hotel for a week, and trying to sleep through the cab horns, strect cars, police and fire wagons and bon vivants, I think I've solved the Roth- stein mystery. He shot himself!” Warten Wixcuene in Daily Mirror Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle Independence [ce Dawson of Penn relates this in the current Atlantic: A farm la- borer in and had been out of work for many months and had been living on the dole. He remarked to his physician one day: “Doctor, do you know [ had an offer of work some days ago which would have five shillings more a week t am getting from the dole, but after giving it thorough reflection I preferred to remain independent.” —Boston Transcrivr The Smiths are on the balcony and can hear what a young couple are ing in the garden below. Mrs. Smith—I think he propose. We ought Whistle to him, Mr. Smith—Why should I? body whistled to warn me. wants to not to listen. No- ‘Travaso, Rome wolf. —Rvsser Crouse in N.Y. Evening Post Broccoli—They say your divorced wife has mi strugglin, Spinac mind, he struggling. Je up her mind to marry a eH, if she has made up might as well —Paturixpen her cease Dandy Handy Candy Bars (Continued from page 9) Handy Candy Bar in the picture. The answer, 200 words or less, would have to explain that the boy in the picture could not resist eating the famous Dandy Handy Candy Bar because of its pat- ent flavor-wrapped, guaranteed good- ness. We could give other prizes for that were Or why couldn't we have a limerick contest and have people supply the first line instead of the last? This, I think, would make a good one for them to work on: answers close. It’s such a tr For folks to eat They always hurry where they are. Can you guess what the first line should be? Of course, no officers of the Dandy Handy Candy Bar Com- pany would be cligible for prizes. Yours for making Dandy Handy Candy Bars the National Eat Treat. Ichabod Mindling. —Carroirt Carrore 31 WHOSE EYES ARE THESE? Only 18, yet she's one of First National Pictures” junds, and Name below*. end eye strain this quick way When reading, sewing or office work has left you with ti aching eyes, simply apply a few drops of harmiess Murine. Almost immediately they'll feel fresh and rested, and will look just as fine as they feel! Also use Murine after motoring and other outdoor exposure to soothe away the irritation caused su wind and dust. 60c at drug department stores. Try it! blue eyes ani *Loretta Young EYES Millions of Bottles Used Yearly! CROSS WORDS This is what a Camel does? Wrongagain! Mileage. And that's a mild one from the rollicking col- lection of fifty of the best JUDGE cross word puzzles that our con- tributors have yet devised. You'll have to watch your step if you're going to have tho last word in this argument. Fifty sna uzzles chuck full of Y wleoeracke and laughter, anyway you take ‘em, horizontal or vertical, all in JUDGE'S Second Cross Word Puzzle Book. Order your copy now. Five thou- ye rib-splitting laughs, all for 1.50. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., INC. 18 East 48th Street New York, N. Y. Dear Sirs: Please send me copies of JUDGE'S Second Cross Word Purzle Book, ot $1.50 each, for which | enclose $ Nome Address. . City “comicbooks.com