Judge — March 28, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 25) Hihattractions Graneso Srantit debunking popular “tunes on your night radio, the Happy Bakers singing ‘em seriously Toosday Wonder monolog, P: Minutes in’ Bed Gronau’s nerve-splitting chinery in “Sweet and Low,” sweeter and not as low as the critics would have you believe... . Bill Hanemann’s “Soft-Boiled I ades,”" Harms Music ... Carl Rand who merged wrestling with dancing hack in ’19, and who is still throwing Virginia W cuit... .Those magnetized bac mon sets from Ste thle you to lean over and sock the wife without fear board... y Smith in “A B clor Father,” a minus movie... Delaney’s “Blue Skies” down on row Street, which includes ming pool, squash court tal bar for those who cr: pr active indoor life... . The new gag around New York which is to whisper to your a swim- friend from out of town, “Hold onte | your pocketbook—here comes a cop . Dr. Rockwell's definition: “A Governor is nothing but an Alderman with It.” —Jupor, Jr. Book ad: “Turkey, Yesterday, To- day and Tomorrow.” Sounds like the Monday dict program at our boarding house. —Boston Transcript St. Louis records show that Leo Brothers, accused as Lingle’s slayer, has heen arrested sixty-six times, but never held. Taxpayers would be saved a lot of money if police patrol wagons were equipped with revolving doors. Teo Coox in the Los Angeles Examiner Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle collected by | son around the RKO cir- | of tipping the ieee) Cross Words For the great horde of diversion seck- ers, which include OCEAN TRAVELERS R. R. COMMUTERS ENDURANCE FLYERS WEEK-END VISITORS FLAG-POLE SITTERS ELEVATOR STARTERS STEAM SHOVEL WATCHERS NIGHT WATCHMEN TICKET CHOPPERS DEBUTANTES AND OTHER PUZZLERS We, the editors, respectfully ded- icate this spare-time killer in the hope that the pleasure derived therefrom will amply repay you for your indulgence. JUDGE'S cross word puzzlers have now printed two ions of these brain-teasers. Here's your chance to get the most amusing puzzles that our contributors have yet de- vised for the divertissement of readers. JUDGE PUBLIS 18 EAST 48th STREET NEW YORK, N. Y. | Dear Sirs: Please send me ° Word Puzzle Book for which | enclose Address... .. | ENCYCLOPEDIA ctical Encyclopedia ot a Complete information furni est without obligation. | THE WORLD LIBRARY GUILD 120 Boylston Street, Besten, Mass. 1440 Broadway. New York, N.Y. | “TAKE THIS LIGHTER -for | instance— | the | RONSON Is like no other lighter you ever hed before!” Never confuse 0 Ronson with ony other lighter. A Ronson has oll the precision ond perfection of 1 of 0 fine jeweled wotch. A 100 gives light-Certoinly! No els-n0 fuss. One Anger-one on. Simply... "ARipandit's Litt Release ond it’s out I™ Beo modern — vse @ Ron. ton... for daily sotisfoctionond for lifetime de- pendobilit Como little mote but worth | much morethon comicbooks.com