Judge — March 21, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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oli, ON OR BEFORE DECEMBER 19th all Auction Bridge Players Will Be Playing Contract Bridge —or— will be trying to establish an alibi for not doing so My System of Contract Bidding (Third Edition’ by Sidney S. Lenz n of the One- cannot “find ‘sufficient praise for this excellent work.” 5 book contains a full explanation of the Challenge Bid o Lenz to take y Double. It also contains a of the laws of contract bridge. ng the official system of scoring. the place of the In udge Publishing Co., Inc. 3-21-31 18 East 48th Street, New York, N. Y. end me copies of a0 My System Cont Bidding” (Third Parcel Post of “My td Edition), | trifle High Hat (Continued from page 21) probably be of the gents who sound like lalahs breaking and cops: bei While lastly. if Wednesday ght you should somehow stumble on followed by the banshee, the geunt of pi Brian Boru, some and Andy in person brought to you through the courtesy of—" well, ou T have to work out whereinell that omnes from yourself, Unimportant Items T lifeguards in Florida won't allow anybody to pose for the roto ravures with a coat over his bathing costume (this season has been an ice breaking one daown sawouth thar). It seems the folks back No'’th might misunderstand and think it was chilly or something. Stern Bros. the department store that’s always presenting some they maki too their newest smusing didn't much unseriously. as. if care much about money, sends me klein’ doodads lights itself It Beacon tlossy wrin which Dawn more like a than a fag—and you combust it by seratehing its spe cially which sounds lighthouse prepared end against a pice paper. Nor is there taste of sulphur and brimstone after lighting. At the can buy they twenty According to Ed Graham, of provided emery moment you 100s, packages of them only in may be had in but soon “On Park Avenue they put women on pedestals and on Union Square on soap boxes.” oon the spot! accordiny, to Geo: Jessel, what with Pres. henehie Marcus cusing: his . Singer, and Singer accusing the Board of Directors, and the B. of Kresel, and prought in to ac cuse Kresel, they'll probably wind up these Bank of United tions by arresting all the depositors The new Majestic Hotel-Apart ments, over on Central Park West. arc xing to be cloud nuzzlers. And, ae- cording to the n outside the build ing they will feature the Sunken Draw Room. Which probably the rents will be so high will be sunken it. I * it on good those h-speed Bobby Jones some months so much fault) with Bobby's that they were not released to the public, all alibis to the contrary not It seems that in’ the sing there appeared a and nasty-looking loop. It would never do, ruled the moguls, to (Continued on page 3 D. ng their counsel, Lawyer Steuer heir means ything authority that taken of showed movies swing Beginning a New Senses by the Fameus Author of “Twe Srectauist’® and *1'tt Tete You Wav" “Chic Sale—The ™ . . pecialist tells about the REFORM of “Q/d Man Wheeler EVER was a meaner feller than IN old man Wheeler. Sharpened the stumps so his hired hands couldn't sit down. Worked one wife to death an’ married another. Allthewimmin folks sez it wouldn’t be two weeks til she dropped a powder in his coffee or torch murdered him. Sez if she did-you couldn’t git a jury in the county to convict her. Well sir, two weeks went by an’ he not only was alive but was seen to gri now an’ the Another week 4 was whistlin’ at dogs an’ smilin’ little children. Dug up the poison ivy he'd planted on his west forty acres an’ constructed a free picnic grounds. History sez every great feller was inspire d by some woman, an’ it’s true in old man Wheeler's case. Instead of poisonin’ him his new wife gave him some little chocolate tablets. HOSE “‘little chocolate tablets’* have be- come famous under the na The Ex-Lax fe ne of Ex-Lax. mula combines delicious choc- ste with the well known scientific laxative dient, phenolphthalein—of the right lity, in the right proportion, in the right dose. It provides this favorite remedy of the medical profession in its most pleasant and effective form. Fx-Lax is safe and effective for all ages — non-habit forming — convenient — delicious! Ex-Lax is sold by your druggist in handy tin boxes at 10c, 25c, and $0c. Write for Free Sample— ToThe Ex-LaxCorapany , Dept.JG-331, P.O. Box 170, Times PlazaStation, Brooklyn, N.Y. Keep “‘regular’’ with EX-LAX | The Chocolated Laxative