Judge — March 21, 1931 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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If They Take The Tip “ Jaupevitte actors who used the gag—'Why do you keep your money in the bank?’ ‘Oh, I do it so [can get a run for my money !'- threatened with police action. unless they cut it from their routine on the ground that the offense comes within , statute forbidding the reflecting of Fs discredit on banks.”"—News Item, were Indianapolis, Indiana.—"Two well- vaudeville performers were taken into custody by police yesterday on complaint of the local Woman's Club, It was charged that one of the wetors asked the other, ‘Is your wife entertaining this winter?’ ‘Not very,’ responded the other. Voiice declare that this was in violation of a statute forbidding insults to womanhood.” known Seranton, Pa.—"Al O'Brien, a comedian appearing with the Nifty Beauts Burlesque Troupe in a local theatre, was fined fifty dollars yester- day by Magistrate Lewis. O'Brien, in a public performance, put forth the hypothetical question, ‘Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?’ and then answered it as follows: his pants up!’ The joke, according to M Lewis, violates a ordinance providing for a fir prisonment for those who held the local fire department up to ridicule.” istrate Bridgeport, Conn.—" ‘Why are you 1 vaudeville per- y of Mort Gold- Jemoer: former Henry Bus' smith, his partner. “Because my father was a Demo- erat,’ Goldsmith replied. “"What would you be if your father was al then asked Busby. “Why T reckon I'd be a Republi- can then!’ Goldsmith answered, Beeause of the above conversation, which took place on the stage of the Orpheum Theatre in this city, joke- sters. Busby and Goldsmith were haled before Judge Alberts and sen- teneed to ten days in prison, The charge was that they were unduly in- flucncing citizens to vote the Demo- cratic ticket.” The Question In a California divorce case a ses his wife of bein can, irritable, morbid, dis: : nasty, bitter, jealous, heckling, loath- some, insulting, miserly, selfish, un- civil and. inconside But could she cook? Russet. Crouse in the N. Y. Evening Post man sullen, The American jazz orchestra which sailed for a tour of South America will be lucky if it isn’t mistaken for a revolution, —Paturinder ‘ONLY A “‘BIRD“’ GILDED AGE. iu takes a lot to worry this boy. He has everything. Position, the finest of friends and plenty of time to enjoy the life of leisure. When he follows the hounds he does it with a field-glass. His {ri js ride his polo ponies and while he’s kept pretty busy entertaining, his check book does most of the work. Yes, he has everything—including “Ath- lete’s Foot.” Even while taking his tub this immaculate and gilded youth wonders where he got that red rash between the toes: of his un-athletic feet. He's almost ashamed to admit that it i-t-c-h-e-s and, while Perkins raises sympathetic eyebrows, neither of them even knows that it’s the ringworm infection which attacks people in all walks of life—now commonly called "Athlete’s Foot.” Are YOU guarding against this stealthy infection, so easily tracked into homes? “Athlete's Foot” may attack any of us be- cause, unlike most diseases, it persists in the cleanest pla A tiny vegetable para- site, tinea trichophyton, generally causes this ringworm infection and it thrives on the edges of showers and swimming pox on locker- and dressing-room floor gymnasiums, And from all these plac Absorbine jj foe re sone muscuts ACHES cons. speains. S MAS RELIEVED muscutae seurses. suens AgRAsions OF THE . . YET HE HAS “SATHLETE’S FOOT” is continually tracked into countless homes. It may-live and thrive for months in your own spick-and-span bathroom; and it causes infection and re-infection with great persistence. The U.S. Public Health Ser- vice has even reported that “probably half of all adults suffer from it at some time.” It has been found that Absorbine Jr. KILLS this ringworm germ Athlete's Foot” may start in a number of different ways. Sometimes the danger sig- is redness between the toes; sometimes: tiny, itching blisters, Again, the skin may turn white, thick and moist; oc it may develop dryness, with little scales or skin- cracks. All of these conditions, it is agreed, are generally caused by the ringworm germ. And exhaustive laboratory tests have shown that Absorbine Jr. penetrates flesh- like tissues deeply and wherever it pene- trates, it kills this germ. Results in actual cases confirm these labor It might not be a bad idea to examine your feet tonight for symptoms of “Ath- lete’s Foot.” At the fi n of any one symptom, begin the free use of Absorbine Jr.—douse it on morning and night and after every exposure of your bare fect on damp floors. yield to th ment you should see your doctor without delay. Absorbine Jr. has been so effective that utes are son Don't expect relief fro is nothing else like Absorbine Jr. You can get it at all drug stores—$1 a bottle, For a free sample, write W. F. Young, Inc., 300 Lyman Street, Springfield, Mass. ory tests.