Judge — March 7, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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A Drop in the Bucket (Continued from page 15) Bar cough drops. One of the men had an idea of a tie-up with a pack- handkerchief company, Sell a ge containing handkerchief three Dandy Handy Candy Cough-Goodies, as the complete cold pac All you need for the flu. Will you check with the advertising agency this for me, while I contact buyers on the scheme ? Dutlicld Stong, Sales Mgr. DANDY HANDY CANDY BARS, Ir Inter-Office Memo Mindling, Vice Pres. . A, Tish ler, Pres. t Medicine A, covet pron is, in th +* nothing more t cine; therefore I nst it because of the following experience. A young friend of mine a few years ago in- vented a garter to hold up rolled stockings and it took him so long to a patent on his idea that skirts got rand stockings went back to nor How do we know that by the time we have a sure claim on our medi- t that some doctor won't come along with a way to cure colds by smoking or just taking long walks. All that expense would then have to be charged to profit and loss. Tam always with you when it comes to profit, but I would hate to put my endorsement on a loss. Yours for clear thinking. Ichabod Mindling. nalysis, patent medi- cine pa That City Complex Then there is the city kid who went to the country to see his grandmother for a visit and saw some ducks w ing around and shouted, “Oh, gra lookit th rds that just got out of rumble seat!" —Paturinper Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle Fraternity Initiation at Bugg University The Chamber of Horrors—Featuring the Imitation Flit Gun.—Avv. CROSS WORDS For the great horde of diversion seek- ers, which include OCEAN TRAVELERS R. R. COMMUTERS ENDURANCE FLYERS WEEK-END VISITORS FLAG-POLE SITTERS ELEVATOR STARTERS STEAM SHOVEL WATCHERS NIGHT WATCHMEN TICKET CHOPPERS DEBUTANTES AND OTHER PUZZLERS We, the editors, respectfully dedicate this spare-time-killer in the hope that the pleasure derived therefrom will amply repay you for your indulgence. JUDGE'S cross word puzzlers have now printed two editions of these brain- teasers. Here's your chance to get the most amusing puzzles that our con- tributors have yet devised for the di vertissement of readers. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., 18 EAST 48th STREET NEW YORK, N. Y. TWENTIETH CENTURY ENCYCLOPEDIA New and concise, containing more than 40,000 subjects. The editors have used over three mil- lion words to make it so interesting that it will offord many weeks of diversified reading, in addition to being a vast reservoir of knowl- edge. vision service enabling the pur- It includes a loose-leaf re- chaser to keep in touch with the latest scientific, inventive and historical subjects. 10 volumes and binder beauti- fully illustrated in. process colors ond half-tones which have been gathered from the corners of the earth for your convenience. The authentic maps facilitate in locating geo- latest multi-colored raphic positions and changes. 9 P 9 A proctical Encyclopedia ot a minimum cost. Complete infor- mation furnished on request with- out of THE WORLD LIBRARY GUILD a Street, Boston, Moss. York, N.Y. gation. 120 Boyls 1440 Broadway, Now