Judge — March 7, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 19) with all the charms of the Minotaur juring its victims, over the radio every Sunday evening. Twenty-six weeks we're to hear him, toc 30,000 it’s come to. Think of the luck we're in! One hundred and thirty thousand dol lars’ worth of “Doin That Theeng,” Thee Clahds Ah-way-ali!” nda group of nocuous French songs Swippi with double entendre and no melody, cleaned hopp, hexplaned and rendaired into Engaleesh by Maurice as further insult to the minds of his audience. It If this be the dores and has lot of : auto- begins to dawn on me. fare the Freneh public built up a romance around thi matically explain themselves. From which you may gather, Mau rice is not my creampuffs. You can also work out what that makes Amer ica’s Sweetie-pie, Rudy Vallee, for his recent imitations of Chevalier. Still someone zht to tell Vallee of the night at s yfair dance when Elsie Janis stood up and gave her carefully rehearsed and awful imita tion of Beatrice Lillie, singing one of Beatrice Lillie’s songs. Unfortunate ly Beatrice Lillie Peel was there that night herself. When Miss Janis finished, Miss Lillie calmly took the centre of the floor and imitation of Elsie Janis giving tation of herself. won, ws about that curious ra You may guess who Unimportant Items Jew Youk’s finest are fined for rob- > place on their ng docked in proportion to f the job. What, one won- ders, will the poor flatfeet who guarded the Bank of United States have to | shell out? Texas Guinan’s car canbe seenstand ing incessantly somewhere on upper Fifth Avenue. It looks like a glorified DeMille bathtub crossed with a Harlem j of a Pullman car ind is probably the only thing in the world louder than its owner. Ray Conger, best stepper of the running tracks, born on an Towa farm, cach morning found himself late for school because he had to shuck Bossie snd groom the buckwheat. Thus he became the only miler who learned to run fast by racing two miles to school to get there on time. Mickey Mouse is being adored all over Europe. For the benefit of young Hans in Berlin he is called Michael Maus. In Spain they go wild over him even though s known as Miguel Ratoncito. In Paris Babette ind Raoul chuckle at the antics of Michel Souris, and the Greeks, too, have a name for it! is —Jupar, Jr. TREMONT ST. Thi ig Teminds me of my genta! at Bridge work, eh? You nead any if you had trainad foun teetn Mr. Lenz himself would agree that you can't pla, good bridge with your mind on hurty teeth. WRIGLEY'S, as a habit, will keep your teeth and gums healthy and your digestion good — and you'll have only one kind of bridge work to think of —the Lenz kind. INEXPENSIVE - BRADFORD of BOSTON A MODERN MIO-TOWN HOTEL 15 floors devoted to luxurious hos- pitality. Every room with bath, Single, 53-44, Dowdle, $4.50-57, LC. PRIOR MANAGEMENT near Boston Common Infinitely... Grains Value At Tne Drake you will en- joy scious quarters... peautifully furnished. A dining service internation- ally famous. ..a quiet... restful location... and con- venient toall Loopactivities. Rates begin at $5 per day, Permanent Suites at Special Discounts, THE DRAKE HOTEL, CHICAGO Under Blac! Management cro SATISFYING Here is something to your liking the only oportment hotel in New York where you con do os much private housekeeping os you pleose oF none ot oll. Combines the home otmosphere of on oport- ment building with the facilities of © hotel. Suites hove complete kitchens with centrol refri ro tion. A few steps from Fith Aver five, Central Pork, ond ten minutes from the theatres ond shops Apartments with 2, 3, 4, of more rooms by the doy, month or yeor, furnished or unfurnished. Write for illustrated booklet, rovoon 12 EAST 86" ST.--> NEW YORK | books.com