Judge — February 28, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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he is leaving with a parting remark bout watch Babe Ruth go after that home-run record again, but I grabbed him. I figured he was just bashful. What did you mean, Jack,” I ask, when you said there something nted to tell me when we got He looked blank for a minute and then laughed. “Oh, yeah, I remem- her.” he said. “Do you know you are » awful sap about some things? There you was yellin’ your fool head off at them big bums who was wres- Hing, and they knew who was going to win all the time. I wish you'd get smart and not be such a dumbbell all ur life.” That is what he said, Mamie, but I Know what he meant, and you might sav now that we are engaged—well, practically zed, anyhow—and oh, Mamie, am cu-razy about Jack, and whenever we go out we have just the best time. High Hat (Continued from page 21) jority of two thousand. Wisk to assure the voters of the opposition that they would receive fair treatment from him, he ordered three thousand cards to that effect printed for mail- ing, although his seeretary assured him that he was making a big mistake. Why? A man took out an insurance policy in favor of his wi ining a clause that the policy would be inv. ide within a year. later he turned on Yet 4 1 not collect his insuran Last week's answer: Phe weused one particular bloke because of all the new money presented her, his contained telltale pinpricks left by the pin she had used to attach the fiver to the lining of her coat. In the one in the shoe store, the barber, of course, broke even; the counterfeit chap gained thirteen dol- lars and a pair of shoes which was ex- rectly what the shoe store 1 —Jvve Paper Profits A news story says that an average of 39,148 persons handle a dollar bill every year. “That's as close as I ever came,” writes Kurvenal, “to getting thy name in the paper. —Rvsset Crouse in the N.Y. Evening Post JUDGE “Good Lord! The market's dropped again!” books.com