Judge — February 28, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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SALES RESISTANCE or Little Helps for Homebodies Tue Bricut-eveo Neepie Saresman “Yor know, I don't dare to keep a needle in the place. Only last month little Freddy Ives—next door into his mother’s work basket and they had to call the doctor. No, he hadn't eaten anything, but he might have.” “I'm sorry, but I get mine from my seamstress. She —poor soul—has had so much trouble with her feet, and all, that she deserves support. And her commission is so small, it’s a sin.” “What! You're selling needles? Tsk, tsk, tsk; I've got too many needles now. But I could use a few hay stacks. Do you carry then?” “Have you any of those long-eyed needles, with the gold head and the black dot on top? Well, that's too bad, it's the only kind I've ever used. Yes, it's just habit, I suppose.” “Needles? I bought two y or get lost, or an G odne: Ars age thing.” s, I've still got twelve package They just don’t seem to break, “To tell the truth, I never sew any more. things get holes in ‘em, I just throw ‘en it’s dreadfully wasteful, but somebody alw up, [ suppose, don’t you?” When I know picks them “Buy needles? Why, the notions departments giv: away two packs with every purchase of a dollar or more . Goodness, catch me buying needles!” “Sure, I'll give you a lift if you don't mind riding in ; the rumble seat!” —Stantey Jones “Aha! There's just the man we need for Treasurer!” comicbooks.com