Judge — February 14, 1931 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

New Texant—Of course you'll do that wall over! Advice to New York Ladies P Te vice crusaders all keep tabs On girls who wave at taxi And even those complet Are apt to be accused of vice. A maid who from her window beams BD May well discover how it seems To be accused of nothing less ‘Than calculated waywardness. © cops are often impolite irls who walk alone at night, HAnd those whose escorts pay their bills Are sometimes sent to Bedford Hills. So, ladies, shun the magistrates, And stay at home, and break your dates, or e’en so much as glance at he’s, Or you'll be paying lawyers’ fees. —Parke Cummines inless He Wears Long Coattails And just what good is a flagpole itter? He doesn’t even show which ay the wind blows. “Lend you one? 5 Why, man, where’s your collateral?” comicbooks.com