Judge — February 7, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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sic i a Just the Best Time (Continued from page 9) wearing sandals. Furey, who was Iriving the car, got lost, and the first thing we know we are out in the sticks somewhere, | W': have been gone so long that I need a haireut,” Jack growls. And cold! Jack says, “What is that noise? It sounds like a riveting machine. “That is my teeth chatteri what they are chatteri Dearie, I'm still breath about is none of your business,” I tells the icing on my cake. “Lam so cold that a dip in ld seem like a nice hot “If you don't stop crabbing,” my wonder boy says, “I will see to it that you get a dip in the ocear “Any ch: would be for the better.’ snaps at him and am about to proceed with a few thousand words con the subject when we draw up in front of the church. me ing “Here Comes . the wedding is just ended, and we late on account of t re only one hour at Furey gentle- of Alaska, The bride and groom are just com- man driving us by w out and she is just simply gor But the sappy-looking, vac utm-minded turnip that she married! My dear, he smothered me. You should of saw him. His nose looks like had been playing a sledge on it. If he lookir © died someone hammer ever lass, he would of fright. Jac telly me he is a bouncer at the Plumb- ers and Mechanics’ Bridge and Whist Club and that they do not hire boune- ers because of their good looks. “He used to be a fighter.” Jack tells “and he took the hardest punches from all of them without ever getting | knocked out.” “He must-have taken them all on the head,” I tell him. I felt very bad about not seeing the wedding, and I guess my Jack noticed that Iam feeling blue. He whispers to me, “Forget it, Babe. Some day I rou to the swellest wedding you ever saw.” Well, Mamie, right away I knew what he meant, but [ could only blush and say, “Oh, Jack!" Well, somehow or other I got back int rumble seat ind we started to drive back. I do not know if it is cold or not now and I do not care. I can only think that at last Jack has got up enough nerve to ask me to be his one and only and that it won't be long before we have the prettiest love nest, and already I peered into a probably will bring am planning on how I will furnish it. (Continued on page 31) WHAT IS THE AT: GT Att that most people see of the tele- phone company are a telephone and a few fect of wire. But through that telephone you can talk with any one of millions of people, all linked together by the web of equipment of the Bell System. Allits efforts are turned constantly to one job—to give better telephone service toanever-increasing number of people, as cheaply as it possibly can, The American Telephone and Tele- graph Company provides the staff work for the Bell System. To it the operation of the telephone service is a public trust. It pays a reasonable | dividend to its stockholders .. . and uses all earnings beyond that to im- prove and extend the service. There are more than § 50,000 stock- holders, and no one person owns so much as one per cent of its stock. The Bell System operates through 24 regional companies, each one a tuned to the needs of its particular territory. In addition, the 5000 mem bers of the Bell Laboratories staff do the scientific work which makes it possible to improve and widen the service at least cost to its users. The Western Electric Company, which manufactures for the Bell System, specializes in the economical produc- tion of telephone equipment of the highest quality. All these facilities are directly available throughout the entire Bell System, at any time or place... . Because of them, every dollar that you spend for telephone service brings you constantly greater value and convenience. \* AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY. * 1931 ORDERS from new advertisers in JUDGE more than four times greater than corresponding record a year ago. A GOOD MIXER Use Abbott's Bitters To Flavor Beverages S0c Sample for 25¢ in Stamps Address Abbott's Bitters, Baltimore, Md. Foremost Student Tours, All Expenses sited members. Seuall pares, First claw hotels, More footor travel. 250 tours, 26 days $235 "10 108 days $800. Seven- country tour $345, Send for Bootle COLLEGE TRAVEL CLUB 154 BOYLATON ST, Boston, Masa. H comicbooks.com