Judge — January 24, 1931 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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NUTTY NEWS How It All Came About (Continued from page 7) y: Of course not, but I did Van Dyke and the There was no- about that the files, but in- has it just came up: Mr. Lewis: Fine! That’s very timely. And you gave the universities hell, of course? 1 HOPE | HAVENT KEPT You WATING, DARLING Secretary: Oh, yes—featuring the pedants and football. Mr. Lewis: T' nt. What did you do about humanism? See Why I critic its ess, naturally: taki up in turn Irv More, and Foerster, 1 Mr. Lewis: Hey, wait a minute! Cross that part out. I haven't read any of those men very thoroughly, and it wouldn't do to be too specific. Secretary: Very well. Now then; for the mecha a land of sixty-story skyscrapers Mr. Lewis: Uh uh. I think they've just put up an eighty-story building in New York. Secreta of eighty ‘y Mr. Lewis: That's better, Secretary: Well, there you are. Mr. Lewis: What do you mean, there I am Seere ar, zed it for and then, x Babbitt, Buffalo, N. Y.— dr- rested for loitering, a young man proved that he had been hang- ing around a corner for two hours, waiting for a girl. cal cra I have: “—in “—in a land I mean there’s the gist of your speech. Mr. Lewis: (Eyeing him incredu- ‘. C.—Obtain- lously) Have you lost your mind? ing the check book of his Seer Why? What's the mat- grandfather, who couldn't ter? What have I forgotten? read or write, a youth Mr. Lewi forged checks with the cross complete out mark the old gentleman ing the U.S. A used as a signature. S Monticello, N. Y.—A_ bur- that glar crawled under a bed in Mr. Lewis: Come, come, you're not a home he had entered here Ahinking: ._¥ ou've:-teft souts. any mene when he thought he heard tion of golf! someone coming, He fell ecretary: Well, Lord help me, can asleep and his snoring led you beat it? I don’t see how that to his arrest. Goldsboro, Young man, is that your for a speech attack- pretary: Well, now. I thought— could have happene It’s the first time in my entire career I ever slipped oe up on that. “—men in knickers ¢ PuSDEA— AH! ing a ridiculous white ball—” 1 OM! PARDON Mr. Lewis: O.K. | —<o) me! cretary: Well, I guess that clears up things. I'll start Mr. Lewi bother me an. in Swedish yping it. Very good. Now don’t Towel sounds Cleveland, Ohio.— —Parkr Cumainos Bridge Whist became a safer and saner game when L.A. Lur Answers to Something Under perfected an anto- Your High Hat (p. 21) matic dealing device that shuffles, passes 1, Small shellfish; mollusks. out four hands in 2. Baby talk, twenty seconds and defies “misdeal” com- plaints. 3. The saxophone. EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO, ING, JAMAICA NT. comicbooks.com