Judge — January 24, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Just the Best Time (Continued from page 10) hree o'clock in the morning, We'll dance the whole night through . " I think maybe we have got into a musical show by mistake. do they have to pay them singers?” I isks my 1931 model of perfection. “I think they are terrible and several of them is off key.” k is now real sore but I do not know why. “They do not pay them singers. In fact them singers paid to uct in this jernt. They are just raz- zing the fighters.” Well I must say I do not see how you razz fighters by singing Three o'Clock in the Morning. I suppose if they wanted to cheer the fighters they How much would have sang Yes, We Have No | , or Boop-Boop-A-Doop or mething. Well all of a sudden Battling Parker hits Kid Blotz and down he goes in a heap. The referee starts counting over the poor egg plant. “My goodness,” I tell Jack, “you'd think that heel would help that’ poor fighter up instead of counting like that. He might be hur You see Mamie they have a rule that when a fighter is knocked down the referee counts ten and if the fighter is not up by then the other one wins the fight asks Jack why they pick out “ten” and he s: cause that is the highest that referees can count up to. By now the crowd is cheering and I tell Jack, “They are a queer bunch. They boo the fighters all during the fight and now it is over they cheer.” “They are cheering because the fight is over but come let us scram out of here as there is something I want to ask you and I want to be alone with you when I ask 3 5 Well right away I knew what he meant but I could only blush and say “Oh, Jack.” So when we get home I ask Jack, I ask, “Jack what did you mean when you said to me that there was something you wi anted to ask me when we were alon Jack laughed and said, “Well Babe I had an idea that I and you could make some money. If I give you a lot of cards to the Plumbers and Me- chanics Bridge and Whist Club will you give a card to each customer who comes to your counter to buy stock- ings? Then you and I will get a cut on what they spend at the club.” But Mamie I know what he really meant to ask me, but he just lost his nerve at the last minute but don’t worry Mamie it won't be long now be- fore we are paying one dollar down on a radio and an ice box because I am just cu-razy about Jack and when- ever we go out we have just the best time, FRONT DRIVE Be sure and see the greatest fine car value $2395 fo. b. Auburn, tnd. AUBURN AUTOMOBILE COMPANY, AUBURN, IND. atin So caaiyglae ts Atlantic City’s Newest Boardwalk Hotel Sea Water Swimming Pool Marne Sun Deck American - Europoan Reduced Fall and pater Rates Also Beaunfully Fai Housekeeping Apa: bg the week or m Charles D. Boughton, M JUDGE is on sale at all news- stands, hotels and terminals. The new issue appears Thursday of every week. Order your copies in advance. A GOOD MIXER Use Abbott's Bitters To Flavor Beverages $0e Samp! 25 in Stamps Address Abbott's Bitters, Baltimore, Md. 20 TWENTIETH CENTURY ENCYCLOPEDIA Containing more than 40,- 000 subjects extending from remote antiquity through present-day modernity. In- cluding a Loose-Leaf Re- vision Service, enabling the purchaser to keep in touch with the latest scientific, in- ventive and historical sub- jects. Ten volumes and binder, including the latest authentic -maps and charts. Super finished binding de- lightfully embossed. Complete information fur- nished on request without obligation. THE WORLD LIBRARY GUILD 120 BOYLSTON ST., BOSTON, MASS. 1440 B'WAY, NEW YORK, N.Y.