Judge — January 17, 1931 — page 46: what you’re looking at

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The Flaw in Paganism rink and dance and laugh and die, Love, the reeling midnight through, | For tomorrow we shall die! Waukesha, Wis.—Paul R. (But, alas, we never do.) D'Amato, local barber, doesn’t —Dorotiy Parker talk to his customers. He sings in the N York Evening Post to them. D'Amato is the au- thor of several songs and these comprise his barber-shop rep- ertoire. A man who recently died in New Jersey leaving an estate valued at § 000, is said to have attributed his success to a careful upbringing, « good education, patience, perse ance and hard work through many years, and six months of beer running. —Apams in the Detroit News EENIE MEENIE MINY MOE! Worcester, Mass. pach- CATCH LITTLE E ers have a hard time tell- OGLETHORPE NO. 2 of And give a book a bad name and ing the pupils apart at Ze it's am Tatnuck Grammar School. The student body includes six sets of twins, » Coox in the Los Angeles Examiner A California woman ly de- serted her husband to run away with her ic And there are those that say it is never too late to ins electric refrigeration. Ressete Crouse in the New York: Evening Post Then there was the souvenir fiend i who tried to get an autograph bomb ' from Al Capone. Paturinper encees Reig d iad London.—George Atkinson Taare Gotrea—You ‘must’ be. the Nour : drove an automobile for four worst caddie in the world. lah and one-half years without Cavpie—Hardly. ‘That would be | LICENSE? a license and told the police too much of a coincidenc he didn’t know one was re- —Answens quired by law. Press Report of the D. A. R. { Convention (Continued from page 15) Avenue in Chicago, A_ pilgrimage will be made to this shrine in the spring. A storm of hissing greeted televi- sion pictures showing cond i foreign lands where drinking in public, and the benefits of Rack- eteering unknown, One million |! dollars subscribed to establish a sit of higher Racketeering in Big Tim Murphy University. Chicago.—IWilliam Ly- bell was puzzled when tico men who held up his drug store took their lunches from their over- coats, spread them ona table and began to eat. They explained to their startled victim that their wives had been complaining about their extravagance. Mrs. La La Moran, a direct de- scendant of Bugs Moran, was elected president for a tw r term to suc- ceed the outgoing president, Mrs. Theodore Genna. After singing the national anthem, “My Country, "Tis of Thee, Land of Home Brewery,” the meetin ed pro tem, 2pwarp Despres 32 EDWARD LANGEN PRINTING OO., ING, JAMAICA, ¥.¥ comicbooks.com