Judge — January 17, 1931 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE about the newly married couple who were going to Niagara Falls on their honeymoon And the bride's I do. That's one of my How about the fellow who took his girl to the zoo—?" > I know all the zoo stories in captivity.” “Yeah? Well, maybe you never heard the one about Mandy who a peared before the judge and said Yo, I never heard that one—only a hundred times.” “Th n there’s that scoreher about the fellow with a wooden leg who went calling fe “Uh huh. That's a honey, isn’t it “Yep. about the out hor Sure! “O. K. then, Gus, we're all set. That makes eight black-out skits you can work up, and now if we can tind a guy who can write a couple of half- decent songs for us, this revue we're going to produce ought to 0 over with a bang.” Parke Commines Modern Farewell Speech “You brute, you! I'm going right back to my husband !” As we go to press, Count von Luck ner is in the hospital as the result of an encounter with a Chicago taxicab The British admiralty, before the next war, ought to commission a few Chicago taxicab drivers as naval com- manders. Dinrcron—all right, everybody, time out for lunch!! It Seems Get into town in a couple of rs, I guess.” “Yeah—it’s about time. I'm sick of spending all my time in Pullman car washrooms “Uh huh... . Ss ay, do you know the story about the traveling salesman and the hay mow?" “Sure, I know that one. Heard it first in 1904." “Know the one about the couple who were out driving when a tire blew out, and——" “Uh huh, “How letter to her best friend— “That's a hot one, isn’t i I heard it when I was back in high school.” I heard that long a “Uh huh. Do you know the one “Pst—better beat it—here comes Al's gang!” 20 comicbooks.com*