Judge — January 17, 1931 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Fancy Dress Hints 1 Dors Your Warprone Turse Necesseries? —EEE Ry xrLoren—Portable radio; port- able phonograph; condensed ad- venture stories; cross-word puzzles. PepestitaN—Blue-chalk bruises on face and arms; racing shoes; red flag on coat-tail. Fixancien—Tattered coat; pencil figures on cuffs; pawn ticket in coat pocket; no shirt. Crooxrn—Unsafe to appear thus. Rerenee—Bullet-proof vest; steel helmet; magnifying glasses. Maaistrate Simplest of all; just don't show up. “Throw up your hands.” , “Not this one!” Sing Something Simple tv is Children’s Hour in the big radio station, To the ears of the awaitin uncer: “As our first song-bird in tod: we are proud to present little—litt Jones. How old are vou Helen Almost inaudible is the little one’s answer: ' Five years old! Now that’s just tine! I wish you folks out there could see Helen—with her b and her lovely golden curls and her beautiful new pink party dress. Now, Helen. what are you going to sing today to make all the other kiddies out there happ Softly, again comes the sweet young voic audience comes the voice of the an 's Happy Kiddies’ Hour —oh, yes—little Helen blue eyes Hot Lips.” She Knows Them Fe serreasn-croaxens and beokers and stokers; Musicians, Wise-ers sticians, and cooks; x drummers and plumbers and slummers ; Announcers and bouncers and crooks; Spendthrifty sailors and tailors and jailers; first-night: And crooners and tuners and dicks; Three-golden-ball_ men and big city- hall men, And tellers Butter-and-e: leg-men, And bakers, and makers of soap; Flip window-dressers, assessors and pressers; Collectors, inspectors—oh how I have to endure ‘em while I manicure ‘em And tell each dumb goof he’s a wow! —Cuantes Dovatevou and sellers of dope; men and newspaper “Gere! Don't you guys ever clean those cars?” 18 comicbooks.com