Judge — January 10, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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in “Wassamatta witcha, “Shell shock.” Just the Best Time (Continued from page 15) are pretty,” he says looking at the diamonds. xt week I want you to help me pick one of them out.” I could only gasp and then blush and say, “Oh, Jack... ."" Of course I knew what he meant right away and I y I almost busted right out crying. We walked along to the subw: a i air, Of course I knew that Jack was crazy about me, but he had never asked me to be his helpmate in the Battle of Life before. In the subway I am tired and I lay my head on his shoulder just dreaming of the time when we will have a love nest with printed cre- tonne curtains when I hear Jack , you know that friend of n who works for the same outfit as I do, Johnny Parker? ell, he is getting married next week, the sap, and he asked me to pick out a wed- ding ring for his bride, but I don't know nothing about picking out wed- ding rings so you'll have to help me Well, I must say I was a bit sore after me thinking that he meant, well you know what—but Jack is really my wonder boy and I am his wonder girl and it won't be long now before he is getting up enough courage to ask me to marry him on account.of he is cu-ra: bout me and whenever we go out we have just the best time. Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle Well Back A pARKY, serving in the American forces, who had been throu bad gas attack, decided that his case was bad enough for the doctor, and he set off to run back to the base. He hadn't gone far, however, when he was stopped by an officer. “Hi, the 1 goin, aid the officer, “where 1 touch of gas, sur,” said the darky, tapping his chest. The officer nodded. “AIL right, carry on.” The colored man covered some dis- and then another officer stopy in the darky tapped his chest | and explained his reason for hurry- All right,” said the officer, and the darky was allowed to continue. On and on ran the coon, until a third officer stopped him. “What's the matter with you?" he asked. “Got a touch of gas, sur,” said the darky. “Tt’s no good telling me those yarns,” said the officer, shaking his the general commanding rky looked at the officer in azement, awkys,” he eried, “have [ run as far back as all that?” From “War Tales We All Laughed At.” -ANswens Letting Off Steam ie suburban husband was about to leave his home for the station when his wife detained him, “John,” she said, “I wish you'd go out to the kitchen and give Bridget a good talking to before you go to busi- | ness.” “How's that?” | you were very sked. “I thought isfied with her.” “So I am, dear,” replied his wife; “but she’s beating some carpets for me this morning, and she does it bet- ter when she's angry.” B. Walker tells of the Scot's wife whose doctor told her she had to have salt air. ... She woke up next morn- ing and her husband was fanning her with a herring. —Watren Wincuent in the Daily Mirror Under the terms of a will, man has just been awarded 000 for staying sober fiv the Government really nts to en- force prohibition, there is a good sug- gestion. —San Dieco Union 31 | EUROPE... — = a=* at. | ....by MOTOR DQ ROLLS-ROYCE, a Daimler *”" takes you through England; aLincoln,a Cadillacoran Hispano- Suiza carries you on the continent. An intelligent chauffeur-courier, English-speaking, pilots your cor and attends to all details en route. Itineraries, carefully planned ahead for all European countries, relieve you from every worry and care. An American staff of travel experts in our many offices abroad is always at your service. Write for booklet J, “Europe by Motor”. FRANCO-BELGIQUE TOURS CO., INC. 551 Fifth Ave. New York, N. ¥- TWENTIETH CENTURY ENCYCLOPEDIA Including Loose-Leaf Revision Service Complete self-revising reference compiled by authorities of their respective subjects, containing | | more than 40,000 subjects extend- ing from remote antiquity through present-day modernity. Beautifully illustrated in process colors, in- cluding the latest authentic maps and charts, ten volumes and bind beautifully embossed and super- finished binding. Complete information furnished on request without obligation. Pleaso | complete ' | Twentieth Century Encyclopedia : Name | Streot | | City... State. i oo comicbooks.com