Judge — December 27, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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High Hat John’s the Divin Bartholomew's and the Christmas Eve mid r at St. Patrick's Cathedral (if you clothing, best-selling novels, and mak- — get in)... . The weekly broa¢ ing a regular open-air United Cigar to the Far North on Stations W2XE. Store out of it! Of a sudden, the and W3XAU_ (Philadelphia)... . traflic policeman on that corner dis- Judge, Jr.'s (now that you mention covered he'd been a barber and tossed — jt) Noble Experiments, the pioncer in ‘ up his job for “Appling.” Now he’s — the cocktail recipe field, made up for back of his old folding, spinnin Christmas with a half-dozen portable ‘n'-down, white porcelain chair ag cocktail glasses and containing the telling his customers about how he — best) Christmas punch recipes you used to be in business nled . about Notre Dame than an apple! gotta admit that football Chiddio, Protestant pastime !” J si 3 “7 evrensox Macitauen Bext-Steppers Hih . imex Little Words & Ring Dem uhattracsons Toe ee [Poemenay-Donrx's Téte-a-Téte 1 Got Rhythm & Embraceable You Book, which supplies very swell —Rich—Columbia. (Continued from page 19) r himself. ever swoz It's a small world, fella—no bi games for two and insures the con- A Peach of Pair—Arnheim & tinuation of the honeymoon (if you Maybe It's Love—Reist ictor. a! don't get sore and get into fights over Us & Company—Joy—Vietor. A sensible gift. | the games) « The new Word Hunt- I'm Yours & Here Comes the Sun | ing Book, 3 —Lown—Victor. Wait for the Crash | diversion 's Laugh Cheerful Little Earful & Over- ! | and Learn, which teaches you to night—High Hatters—Victor Tre German professors are estab- mind your Whos and Whoms and Never Swat a Fly & Laughing at lished on top of a mountain in when to use “Ain’t’—all done in Life—MeKinney—Vietor. Switzerland for the purpose of split- comic cartoons, too. (I tried hard to You're Driving Me Crazy & Think- ting an atom, Gnd an unconslouscthiatabe ia ing of You—Lombardo—Columbia, Many have tried to split an atom } mar in the book but couldn't.) ... You Are the Melody I Am the before now and inade a fizzle of it. | Moby Dick, with Rockwell Kent's Words & Old-Fashioned Girl—King But the preparations this time are | woodcut illustrations, as the Higher —Victor. most elaborate, and the atom has no | Thought in Christmas Gifties. . . . chance. The professors have planted Howard Pyle’s $7.50 Book of Pirates A , powerful and intricate machines all j for at ...« The Christ- Vi over the mountain top. With these | ; F ace (Chureh..Sk they expect to trap a lightning bolt, } extract. from it 9,000,000 volts of | electricity (2,000,000 being the most obtainable from any man-made gen- erating plant) and direct them into a tube. At the bottom of the tube, if everything works out right, will lic an atom, defenseless and unsuspect ing. ‘The volts will strike it and it will split. You can bet your life it will. You would yourself. The only step involving any uncer- tainty is the process of getting the atom into the tube in the first pla Atoms are pretty shy, especi those of the Swiss mountain species. But the professors are confident they can lure one in with a piece of cheese and then suddenly close the door be- hind it. —Derroir News Chicago Classified Ad Janitor—experienced—handy with “Chess was first played in the fif- teenth century,” says a writer. There is, however, no confirmation of the rumor that some of the original games are still in progress. —Passine Siow HOWARD LANORE PRINTING CO, ING) JAMAICA, BT comicbooks.com