Judge — December 20, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Well, doim, we finished: Ta spas ipa a 10 Titles flal- proBab yr count of the Hatficld-McCoy feud the words record! which rocked Kaintucky eal Wert Ss 3 * Vuhginnia from 1850-1900 and then OPE gs 2 shifted gradually into the mine work- ers’ gang wars of the present century. The Hatfields (one of them was de- scribed as “six foot of devil and 180 pounds of hell’) used to carry two Colts and a Winchester as a golfing | equipment and the customary McCoy armament was about the same. Both families handled them well and the shootin’ f ure actually better than Zane Grey's (whoever he may be). Gone months ago we joined a large > cheering section and rendered sev- | eral locomotives for Helen Carlisle | and her “Mothers Cry.’ sport of sports: a genuine N If you have that sinking feeling—ten minutes to go and a novel by a genuine New York ere : not a phoney and a fake by a large- shopping list you had forgotten—Wire us five dollars and boned Ohio cow-woman stopping off we'll do the work. in Greenwich Village to write, only eventually to marry a buckw . snapper back in Ohio, New Y It may be the aunt in Nevada you never could remember, proving so provincial. We hoped at or the nephew at college who smashed the fender on your the time Madame Carlisle would go i ie further into the mysteries of the Big new car the day of the big game—no matter who it is— Apple and get off several novels we can fill holes in your memory with a gift good for fifty- | about, say, the Park Avenooers (who two weeks haven't yet been got proper), the hte Coons, the Litvoks, the subway guards, or even about those lunching We'll do it in a hurry . . . We'll mail a hilariously good Inaians, the Algonguinites. | ee : ie : with so many tons of glory ahead 0 gift card, drawn by Percy Crosby, by Air Mail—or Special her and so much to do, what docs this Delivery—to those forgotten ones. You still have minutes darn Carlisle woman do but pull a big to re, teleph trun to th + office with thi female bloomer, going artistic for all go—wire, telephone or run to the post ottice with this she is worth, It comes out in “To- coupon NOW. gether Aga Very Terrible Novel, which reads like the confessions of a Washington Irving High School girl . |] | revamped from a soggy diary, printed JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., INC. 122030 |I) by the Vassar Review and rajected by IeiEas} sth: strest, New:¥ orb Me. | the old Dial. Like the new-born in the maternity ward, nobody in this 1 am enclosing Five Dollars. | want @ year of JUDGE and « Christmas Card esoteric emotional lulu has a name. sent to | The characters are plain I She and The Doctor. She lives in a kind of Nemo. unerseveceennrsbeniess || fog and is a skeery little thing with Dear Sirs: Address fellow who walks hand in hand with ; | her along the canal, but that's as far City... seseeeeseeeseeeenes as He goes. Then comes the War and OD Air Meil The Doctor, a devil of a fellow with Dy Special Delivery sensual lips. She does a lot of dart- rat ing away from The Doctor, running He. He as usual is too shy or Name - oe docsn't understand. So she mar seteeesense The Doctor and it all ends Unhappily, | with He left licking wounds He never Madras. cauevevsenseve Sian eee anass knew He had. The sooner then that : Madame Carlisle comes back from City... “ : : oo i || | Never-Never Land to Rivington Street the better, say we. | want it sent —Tep Suane EDWARD LANGER PRINTING OO, ING, JAMAN comicbooks.com