Judge — December 13, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Christmas is a happy time CoME DOWN to Chalfonte- Haddon Hall for Christmas. Here Christmas is a happy adventure that lasts all day long. It is full of delightful surprises for everybody. Carols in the morning. Filled stock- ings on the doorknob. A fam- ily turkey. Wreaths. Garlands. Here is all the charm of a Christmas at home, all the gaiety, all the comfort and friendliness ...without the trouble and the attendant exhaustion. In addition, there is the beauty of the sea, the crispness of the air, the bril- liance of the winter sun... and the Boardwalk by night! «+a veritable Christmas Fairyland. Write for infor- mation. Garage. American and European Plans Chalionte- | suddenly | argument we've Haddon,_Hall ATLANTIC CITY LEEDS AND LIPPINCOTT COMPANE One Point Established Wis praise for it was loudly sun I earnestly attacked mah jong; And just when I had crossed the ridge Of aptitude, came auction bridg And later contract—both to bore me— ‘And pests to do my bidding for me. When new things come, I promptly fall: rned to stroke a ping-pong ball, d paused at lots adjoining gutters | To push a pill with pigmy putters. To keep my social status I Was bound to do or, doing, die! But always just before I clouted One pastime cold, another sprouted; There always will be something new And so I’m swearing off. I'm through! | I'll face a life of social famine Before I'll learn the game backgam- mon! _ —C. Wanves La Ror: “What is the best thing to do when | the brakes of one’s car give way? asks a motoring correspondent. Hit something cheap. —Evenysopy’s WEEKLY aL-robot at an exhibition med to go mad and acted ” writes a correspon- Probably a screw loose some- A mechan most erratics dent. where. —Lonpon Opinion A New Jersey doctor says there are fewer girl sopranos started smoking. since women That's the greatest heard in favor of women smoking. —Sovutnern Lumpenman “Madame can't see you. She's in her bath.” “That's quite all right, I’m selling toilet soap!” —BystTanper 32 | Thousands of Bridge Players from all over the world have entered the LENZ BRIDGE CONTEST (See page 1) for the fun of the thing and to improve their game by a study | of Mr. Lenz’ methods. But the marvelous prizes are not to be overlooked. In value they exceed $22,000 Of course everybody is not go- ing to win an ocean trip on the French Line or the Swedish American Line, or a Peerless Custom Sedan, but the prize of least intrinsic value will be a worthwhile award because all have been selected from lead- | ing manufacturers and famous shops. There are New Haven-Westinghouse Elec- tric Clocks A Waterman Desk Set Royal Portable Typewriters Edison Light-O-Matic Radio Sets Benrus Watches A Costikyan Oriental Rug A Globe-Wernicke Chesterfield Home Set A Cine Ansco Motion Picture Camera Chests of Community Plate The New Hickok Belt Watches Whiting & Davis Mesh Bags A Mark Cross Merchandise Bond Parker Pen Co. Bridge Sets Pyrene Fire Extinguishers Congress Playing Cards Silver King Golf Balls Hammond Globes Leg-O-Matic Card Table Choir Sets Eveready Flashlights and many more. and The contest, consisting of twelve problems set up by Mr. Lenz, started in the September 27th issue of Judge. Those who have not yet entered can secure back copies at 15¢ each. The contest does not close until December 31st. Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 18 East 48th Street, New York City. , JAMAICA, N.Y. comicbooks.com