Judge — November 29, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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CHRISTMAS SHOPPING Do your Christmas shopping this year—at home. Why go out into the crowded streets, why tramp on tired feet through hor and stuffy stores, dragging the poor, squalling youngsters after you? You can sit quietly at home at your own desk in your own com- fortable little den, with a cheery fire in the grate, take the foun- tain pen and a pair of scissors and a few five-dollar bills in your hand, clip this coupon from your latest copy of JUDGE, and mail it in to us, and presto! your Christmas shopping is done. We do the rest. You have, of course, given us the addresses of the friends to whom the JUDGE subscriptions are to go, and we see to it that each of these friends receives a beautiful Christmas card the day before Christmas announcing that here- after they will receive a copy of JUDGE every week for one year, as your gift. Could you think of an easier way to do your Christmas shopping this year, or one that would re- sult in more pleasure and profit for everyone? People need a lot of laughs in these hard days, and JUDGE is one of the best known means of procuring a chuckle. We wish you all, from the bottom of our hearts, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with JUDGE. Judge Publishing Co., Inc. 18 East 48th Street New York, N. Y. Mease send JUDGE for O 1 year D2 years .. O21 weeks To Name Address City Christmas Gift and Card to High Hat | (Continued from page thing together and rushed it to the care of the expert vets down there on the Far East Side of town, For four days Clive nd worried as that cat hovered between life and death. Time after time Clive presented himself at the hospital and asked to be allowed to see Al. h time he was turned away. It was explained the cat might run a temperature after sceing its master. At length Clive was allowed to remove the cat to a private Vet Hospital. This was done with great care by means of a priv ambulance in a private personal car to see Al here. He was phoned con- tinually by the doctors, however, who reported the cat's temperature, whether it'd had a good night, and once that he wouldn't eat salmon and wanted lamb. Well, sir, th finally came out—perfectly well, except that it had lost its purr. Now, whenever Al tries to purr, he whistles, thus at- tracting all the dogs in the neighbor- hood. Incidentally, such cases are known as flop cases and are quite common, It is not unusual, also, for a cat to | fall twelve stories and live. Maybe there’s something in this nine-life bro- mide, who knows? Recapitulation He football season is about over and the boys have gone back to their picks and shovels at the mines to harden up for next year’s cam- paign, and it's about time for me to pick out the highlights of the pigskin year. They occurred for me When “Muddy” Adams, guard of the Oglethorpe team, was dismissed from college for making wine in his college dormitories. This is the most pathetic case of all time—discriminat- ing against athletes. | When the six first string regulars of that Prep School in New Jersey were dismissed from the team because they were found to have gone on a training-breaking orgy. They ate ice- ercam, When the Suthin, soft-voiced an- | nouncer of the Penn-Notre Dame game announced: “The Pennsylvania boys are now in a huddle. They're discussin’ somethin’ seriously. Prob- ably they ah tryin’ to decide what county they been pushed into.” When Joe Savoldi of Notre Dame was threatened with divorce proceed- | ings. Thousands of Bridge Players from all over the world have entered the LENZ BRIDGE CONTEST for the fun of the thing and to improve their game by a study of Mr. Lenz’ methods. But the marvelous prizes are not to be overlooked. In value they exceed $22,000 Of course everybody is not go- ing to win an ocean trip on the French Line or the Swedish American Line, or a Peerless Custom Sedan, but the prize of least intrinsic value will be a worthwhile award because all have been selected from lead- ing manufacturers and famous shops. There are New Haven-Westinghouse Elec- tric Clocks A Waterman Desk Set Royal Portable Typewriters Edison Light-O-Matic Radio Sets Benrus Watches A Costikyan Oriental Rug A Globe-Wernicke Chesterfield Home Set A Cine Ansco Motion Camera Chests of Community Plate The New Hickok Belt Watches Whiting & Davis Mesh Bags A Mark Cross Merchandise Bond Pyrene Fire Extinguishers Congress Playing Cards Silver King Golf Balls Leg-O-Matic Card Table Chair Sets Eveready Flashlights Picture end | and many more. The contest, consisting of | twelve problems set up by Mr. | Lenz, started in the September 27th issue of Judge. Those who have not yet entered can secure back copies at I5c each. The contest does not close until December 31st. Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 18 East 48th Street, New York City. Ewan tava TINTING CO, INC, JAMAICA, NT comicbooks.com