Judge — November 22, 1930 — page 33: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Thou Good and Faithful Servant Te latest from Scotland concerns one Andrew, who, being very pop- ular with the village folk, was re- ed by the minister to canvass for subscriptions to charity. Andrew accepted the task. A few lays later he was seen jazzing along road in a suspicious manner. Andrew,” said the minister, “it ves me to see you in this condi ‘Ah, well,” replied Andrew, “it's a’ for the guid of the cause. meenister, it's a’ because of the sub: ms. Ika hoose I go into they have a wee drappie. y house,” protested the min- “But surely, Andrew, there the kirk who arc ister. sre some memb good teetotallers ? “Aye, aye, there be, meenister; I wrote tae those,” Montneat Star Visitor-—So you call your canary Joe? Does that stand for Joseph or Josephine? Child—We don't know. That's why we call it Joe, —Trir-Birs Another Old Fashion In this fashion of voing without a hat was set about 1905 1906 by Harry Kemp, the poet. Mr. Kemp was not moved by fear of baldness or other health Me had no hat. —Pintapecvina Penrice Lancer country the premature conditions, Judge—Why did you steal that £50,002 lecused—I was hungry. Anon vin Ants Young Thing ( tmateh)—What a seconds are, her first boxins ardly lot those As soon as any trouble starts, they step out of the ring. —Buistor Onsenven Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle (i (ml b= 1) & molZim|ula|m Ewes ' U rim Im ‘OD <] : om =D} [O | You see, | LE MOMENT MALADROIT 4) [THE AWKWARD MOMENT) When you “ruinez” (gum) a lady’s « entrance to the “salon” (pronounced salon) .. remain “tranquille” (tranquil). @ » Be nonchalant... LIGHT A MURAD <2 RMP PRONOUNCED PERPRET ny DISCRIMINATING SMOKERS Judge will send a beautiful Xmas card with each gift subscription.. A Judge subscription is @ thoughtful reminder that visits the home each week. DR. JUDGE Eminent Doctor of Humor and Mirth, Healer of Worries that sadden the earth, Author of legions of rollicking tomes, Visitor weekly in thousands of homes. Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 1-22.20 18 East 48th Stroet, New York, N. Y, send Ju . 1 yen . $5.00 Funny Bone Mender, whose history af S780 shows $2.00 Succor and aid for Society's Woes, Jovial fellow, with practice extensive, Mirthful and mellow and yet inex- pensive— Why should a person remain appre- hensive? Stifle your worry and banish your fret. Clip off the magical coupon and let This be a moment you'll never re- gret! comicbooks.com