Judge — November 22, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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High Hat | (Continued from page 19) U r oO e re | n Dom testons ; —, Gosh, fella, was I puffed when I saw you'd printed my letter on your I wrote seven letters to. the ‘ ESA York Times, complaining about Se * skirts and too tiuch mayonnaise | ie wy VA | = | } i : i | | x spread on sandwiches around | - . . VIA “THE LONGEST | ‘ “ GANGPLANK IN THE W 7 — ORLD hit with me that I decided I'd ee) town, and they never printed one of i them. ‘That certainly shows your dis | minatingness, My letter made such write | ften. | H | I don’t know exactly what I'll write ILE DE FRANCE sbout this time, but it w Nov. 21st and Dec. 12th 1] that Ziegfeld Theatre § . | went around there after IT) was | PARIS . Dec. pretty sure they'd read my article in Sth and 24th High Hat. They'd read it/all rightee! French seamen whose ancestors And when [tasted my malted milk I tomed the Atlantic before Colum- detected the castor oil in it in plenty bus...French Line cuisine known the world over... beverages that need no birth certificate for authenti- cation »» » Five and a half days to Plymouth, Englond...a few hours later Le Havre, the port of Paris. Information from ony authorized French Line Agent or write to 19 Stote Street, New York . Junior, plenty time! 1 just laughed and walked out and I'm eat- ing luncheons now at Nauheim’s, a block down the street. [ dropped into James Montgomery | r artist — studio the nd stumbled onto a co- other evenin incidence. He and [use the same size pen point. We had s 1e specially prepared Ginger Ale, and after a while we hit on the idea of a chain of Giant Golf Courses for fellas like e Bill Edwards, Hl. TT. (Pimid ) Webster, Robert E. Sherwood, Lardner, and so on up. The - = tee would be Central Park and | SECOND PRIZE IN. MARLBORO AMATEUR COPY CONTEST i green would be in Albany reservoir in Croton making it a snappy water hole, The links would terminate in’ Hollywood, the Rocky . rae reer | | Yesterday. ers on the way. Par for the cours: | would be about three weeks. If you print my letters, I'M agree not to write anything more for the New York Times! Miss Dorotny Chiddio, | Jerrenson Macttamen. bathtubs, public drinking glasses, a bag of tobacco and rice papers. Hihattractions | oda 6 { q + . e ) Pur new Victor radio-fonograff, on Allis this é } sf : Soube i advertisemen' P _ } PPE whic you can make your own re« Cancne tnkways, deccieiey ! ords for posterity, if you intend hav- ‘Miss Shepherd, an ar- meee | } ny posterity. ... The Tastyeast cent oaeneetast of pa shower-baths, individual cups, sters, on WEAF, just about the Seditaras‘ere i ! t mathematical and expert quar- din modern ad- and Ivory Tipped Marlboros! of th p air; runs and ¢ simply their slurs, maz- | | | Dirt roads, Welsbach burners, tin | | | fing, lops-and- on brochette, | bat Longchamps te «| ] The game of Hip-Scoteh, and 7 ; whiskers in the Noozrcel. ... The | ff (er other pete win: way ie " ms of the New York rich who re- and newspapers.) contly sacrificed theie jobs and took ~ » polo se > Wwe be c up polo so that there would more cisciehojitlie chances available for the unem- ity ele chances « The age-old definition of Estoy Marlboro— | & A person who never of- | | Mild at May full fends unintentionally ! | always. Plain or Ivory Tipped: No Difference in Price” —Juoer, Irn | itions LJ comicbooks.com