Judge — November 15, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Sympathy Not Wanted Annay ep ina hed a well-seasonec leaves in my little garden when F man of stolid demeanor we: aring a bowler hat asked me if I could en- cn him as to the present residence Mr. Todbury. I told him any bor answered to such a name. He entered the next gate and rapped on the door, “Oh,” said Mrs. Todbury, on open- ing the door, “have you come for the things?” “Yes, ma’am, s. Have I’'vé come for the you got them read r—nearly. Will you come i I couldn't help heating what had heen said, and I shook my head sadly. I thought the Todburys had been go- ing it rather stro They seemed to be always having some: thing new. And knowing the kind of job ‘Todbury had got and his thriftless ways, I felt pretty certain that they were little- little purchases. And now a big stolid fellow had “come for the things.” The Todburys now in the and the a Todbury parlor, distinctly hear their through the open window, here is the portable gramophone, two pairs of tall vases, a rose bowl and a cruet stand.” I felt sorry for the Todburys. Mrs. Todbury’s voice came 4 “Then there's the hallstand, the loud speaker, a saxophone and three rolls of musi I whistled. having a ¢ nee, “Oh, and a set of aluminum sauce- pans, a mincer and two cut-glass sugar n were could voices They were certainly This was getting tragic. swallow hard as I vi bury standing, ioned Mrs. Tod- a pathetic little figure, Jing wanly round her devastated kitchen. About two hours later the man emerged, bid the Todburys good day ind departed. Presently Todbury appeared and greeted me cheerfully. “Got much more to do?” he asked. “Not very,” I replied. “Well, hurry up,” he said, ‘and come and havea round of midget golf. A fellow has just fixed me up a cute little course out of some odds and ends.” —Passinc Snow Too Many Cooks Mistress—In the time it takes me to tell you how to do the work, I could do it myself, Matilda Jane—Yes’m. And in the time it takes me to listen to you, so could I. —Menrtuyr Express ry sweater coat and | | hat, I was busy vecause I | I had to | name... n address Visitors*, and New Yorkers have found thot Hotel Lincoln lives up to the rugged traditions of a great name in a loca- tion famous for its convenience to every- thing... business... theatres... shops. 1400 ROOMS 1400 BATHS $3-5Sc. 84-71% Weekly & Monthly Rates Substontially Less. “Lincoln Guests include 73,533 from New Englond; 54,990 from Pennsylvania; 117,450 from New York; 14,015 from Ohio; 14,558 from Illinois; 13,049 from the South; 44,690 from the Middle West; 17,630 from the Pacific Coast and 6,517 from Conada. NEW YORK'S NEW HOTEL LINCOLN Telephone Lackawanna 1400 Eighth Ave., 44th to 45th Streets Times Square + NEW YORK “Let's Spin Around the Globe” Says the Voice of the Radio News Reporter HAMMOND An Attractive CHRISTMAS &:: Gift for Anyone MAIL THISCOUPON 3 co. Furman Street, Groeklyn N.Y. HOTEL LUDY ATLANTIC CITY’S NEWEST Centrally Located Fireproof Hotel European American $250 KB. LUDY, M.D, FREE FIREPROOF GARAC TO SATURDAY MONDAYS, Jy pocket manicure. pays. Get sour Gem at SSe (wateh-chain model) The H.C. COOK Co., 3 Beaver St. Gem Ansonia, Ci A gang of racketeer insects takes a bug for a ride. comicbooks.com