Judge — November 1, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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| | The Best Time (Continued from page 19) leave this job and go back to the cho- rus. And furthermore, I know that on account of you I am going to be late for work tomorrow.” “How is that he says. “Ww: tx,” I tell him, “I will wake up in the morning and when I re- member what an eggplant you are I will bust out laughing. And Iwill laugh so much that I will get a headache and I will have to stop at the drug store to get a bromo and that will make me late to work.” “You area g little kidder,” he says laughing, “I can see that for myself. But do not be so shy with me. Big shots like I are just ordinary people, so do not be nervous. I tell you what—I will give you a real break. How about coming out to lunch with me tomorrow? “I suppose I should have my mother wrap up a package of sandwiches,” I ask him. he say giving you is the So I walked a and left hin there on the corner—the big cruller. Well, Mamie, I told Jack But Jack just says," It is g Babe, I guess [ better be going home “But ain't you sore,” Tasks him, “ that floorwalker making passes at me “T must say, Babe, I ain't been lis- tening to you very carefully because I have been trying to get up courage to ask you something.” Za Well, Mamie, I knew what he meant right away, but I could only blush and say, “Oh, Jack.” ‘Then he didn't say anything more and I thought I had better help him out, as I know how men ate when they are asking a girl to walk down the long, long trail of life with them, hand-in-hand, like John Gilbert did to Greta Garbo. So I says to Jack, I says, “Say, Jack, what is that important question you was going to ask me? Do not Ix afraid. Was you going to ask me to walk hand-in-hand with you down th: long, long trail of life? JACK laughs, “Edo not know any thing about any long, long trail of life and if I wanted to walk anywhere I would hop in that concrete mixer which I drive all day for the William B. Conlin Trucking and Express Cor poration, because you know how I hatg to walk. What I was going to ask you, Babe, is this. Would you please tell your mother that the next time she makes fudge would she mind making it a little bit sweeter and put ting more nuts in it?” But, Mamie, I know what he really meant and you might say now that 1 and k are practic engaged. And, Mamie, it won't be long now be fore we are borrowing two dollars for a license and, Mamie, we are going to have the cutest apartment with rose- colored lustrous dams s with hand-scalloped edges. which I will make with my own hands, and I al ways say that hard work never hurt nobody and what better life is there for a girl than to be just a little help- mate and house —and, Mamie, I am so happy because I am just cu- razy about Jack, and whenever I go out with him we have just the best time. RNWARD LANGER PRINTING CO, INC. JAMAINA, HV. comicbooks.com