Judge — October 25, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Will It Happen? Tuocsanps of young Americans are ow in college. When they gradu- ate what is to be done with them? We shudder when we consider the added load on unemployment. — Industrial leaders are at this moment fearfully awing their fingers. But these leaders of industry need not fear. There has and always will be a demand for the colle; man. The following is what the Want Ad sheet of tomorrow will reveal: ARTIST—Can use A-1_ college graduate to carve names on table One with knowle of nicknames preferred. Swanky Sweet Shoppe. WAITER — College amuse customers with speech, i Vhat ho, Alcestes?” ete. fty Restaurants, Inc. SLEEPERS—I can use five A-1 college sleepers for scientific research. Only those who do not snore need Call Noyoose 0001. RS—College men Entertainers, Inc. - * MEN (2) to furnish college atmosphere to my restaurant. Must pour salt and pepper in each others’ water. Must yell to friends, “Hi, boy!" Those who do not own a peanut hat need not apply. Collegiate Sam's. ROOTER shout “F A-1 college rooter to ah!” for elderly gentle- man suffering from a cold. Call Tryangetit 0000. JUDGE School Days Campus Song of The Prohibition Bu- reau’s School for Dry Agents Gottoee Days, School Days, \D Prohibition rule days, Sleuthing and sniffing And frisking flasks, Learning to sample Suspicious casks. Though you instructed in Scotch and Rye, Most of the lessons you taught us wer Dry, And you made me forget The ocea s wet When we were a couple of Drys! —Artivn L. Lirpaaxn And speaking of football, have you heard about the Barber College half back who was penalized for clipp comicbooks.com