Judge — October 25, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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The Dam’s Bursting, Boys! I AN excitable 9 temperament, fellow took Mons. WHEN PLAYERS ARE .- - IN A HUDDLE” \TS A SWELL of Spanish Wood- cock’s edict that it was oll korrect to JUDGE CHANCE, \NHEN 7 THEY DISPERSE, To LENE A SURPRISE HR “THE cUBeMERS! Br rarseS! NiQN ret LB LL LA brew light wines and beers in your own home provided you were orderly about it and didn’t let it leak out the back door in mysterious packages, In other years it might nding up. have cansed whooping through the streets, but now that pro- hibition has become such a bore it seemed but a justifiable con- cession. The thing to do now is to get hold of some good formulas for the legal bever- | ages (and no sneaking in any | f liqueurs or Highland ers), get our stomachs back good order after their vd nd begin to home-loving atmos- into speake cultivate phere amongst our pipes, dogs, slippers, friends and evil companions. Of course, this new procedure may be too abrupt for those who have got- ten the Speakeasy Age Habit. Well, for those, I recom- mend installing the speak- easy atmosphere at home— to be taken until the desire wears off. Let them group their friends so that there will be three stout ladies talking about that myste: ous thing three stout ladi always talk about in hush- halls. Two men must sit in a corner getting off a series of Chie Sales, sotto voce. Let there be a wild woman at the bar who looks at everyone else but her small escort, but drinks everything put before her and later begins to sing. Let the house servant learn to yell “Two up!” in deep, throaty =~ tones—and they must not fail to present a check to each and everyone at eve's —— —— SUMIOR , TS. \NHEN GAMES ARE \, PLANED AT NIGHT “\y, HE GLiece FRESH OS MAY*DEFORDEAR | ob: ALMA MATER® BY 4G SWIEWNG OT THE = 7 LIGHTS AT A CRUCIAL MINUTE INTHE BG CONFERENCE CHAMPION - SHIP GAME —>~/ 19 close. And for heaven's sake, checks must not be cashed and there should === be lots of traps around to keep out the * cops. HEAL HI SPEAKEASILY (STIMDAIED TUMMY, DECIDES To GOK HIS OWN BREWS Fac - VER at 711—Eighth AAT 2 Synthetic Lido duate Columbia U. lawy: side a paltry fifty thous: yearly legal’ fees to make his fortune at mouse hole golf. He has taken a large basement and turned it into a bit of illusive witchery, as they say around J. Walter Thompson, the Para- mount Indoor Golf Course. You step from out the grimy gloom of Ei Avenue into a thing like a Lido. One end is festooned with a large sum- mery porch attractiv with bridge tables) under striped awnings. Ping-pong is there for those who still play it, or you can just sit on the porch and gaze off into the far, blue, lovely hills represented on the murals all around the walls. But the main feature is the tricky golf course which boasts chip shots, sand traps, run ning streams and carpeting woven y to ap- actual putting greens. I recommend _ it highly as a place to play your 18 holes before the theatre. Or you might drop in and make it a stop- off before the 19th hole at your favorite speak- easy, which is (Continued on page 31) y strewn comicbooks.com