Judge — October 18, 1930 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Why Not? i\ Sin Thostas Livros is being given a — ‘2 cup for being such a sportsman-- — Ss ke loser time and time again, So we “| 3 now suggest a cup for: The Republican who runs for Mayor in New York City. Fhe Boston Red Sox. @ The one or two men who never say UF, word about losing in’ the stock varket. ee SS Norman Thomas. The college student who after four NS 27> Ss sears is still a freshman Ns 6 A ' The golfers who play against Bobby Santaqmvan - ones. — — a ae The Columbia football team. “Pardon me, may I play through you?” Five Yards to Go E'stelle—What beeame of that foot ball player who used to hang here so much? Priscilla—Oh, 1 penalized him ten nights for holding. around According to the advertisements “French couturiers advise subdued tones for fall and winter.” | They might go farther and advise them for the people who sit in back of you at the theater, And there was the fella who started for Hoboken in his Austin and thought he was driving through the Holland Tube until a couple of gophers chased him out. If the early martyrs had had a good coach like Rockne. Ex-cess I was announced yesterday that Sharpers will publish the following tnother autobiography “Ex-Cell,” the poignant reminis- cences of a Sing Sing prisoner. Pre siously published in the Mercury. “Ex-Pert,” the intimate revelations irl who has learned that of how a beauty shop altered the life of a little girl from Kansas. “Ex-Tent,” the story of a wornout Barnum and Bailey circus tent that made good in the big city. a4 “Ex-Port,” a revealing confession of what happens to a bottle of good wine in the hands of an unscrupulous Macaician (to agent)—And for the final illusion—I disappear a genuine bootlegger.—Artuur SILvernLatT New York magistrate! comicbooks.com