Judge — October 11, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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POMP VOD CAML OF] county | as the house is livable and the children warm?” “But,” added Dr. Shiller, “it's sort of cruel to turn on starfish instead of steam,” Dr. Casino looked thoughtfully at 1 a Cuban cigar. “I had a dog once - ss ‘ that turned on starfish,” he said. i ~ = “TIL bet he wouldn't turn on } : Ss these starfish,” replied Prof. Claude; i Alaren Gobrough of Killesey “they'd hiss at him if he did.” | Ireland swam apse a] Dr. Shiller said: “I don’t know te Atlantic Ocean in 1922 an about you mafianas, but I don’t in- Nh) | never got his feet wet. tend to run a hot bath and step into a | tub of boiled halibu' “That's right,” agreed Dr. Casino. “When I step into a steam room I want steam—not flounder and kelp!” Prof. Claude said: “I can’t afford y men standing around the boilers armed with lobster pots and ie LCHAGOD, A PET FISH BELONGING 1} “© ALBERT Dove OF PEARL CITY, th | Harry Boos OF LITTLE ROCK, TLUNOS LIVED AMONG “THE BRAN HES “TH tell a laimed Dr. D th OF A BOJ-ELDER Tere For SEVEN src ae hp ge dd la ARKANSAS LEFT HIS STRAW YEARS ICHABOO’ FELL OUT OF rado suddenly. “Why don’t you stand Wi HAT IN A POOL ROOM IN “ME TREE INTO YEUOW CCEEK at the bottom 1) DENVER COLORADO IN In (648 AND WAS DROWNED note of © SEPTEMBER, 1421. HE Found up into -robin starts up, | WARE GERI OM ARE WN you can phone ahead that a sea-robin's coming and will the engineer pl SIDE OF A LOAF OF BREAD get ready with the landing net?" IN SASKATCHAWAN. HE - —= ——— “On the other hand,” replied Prof. TAREW THE BREAD AWAY ; - Claude, “if we let him go on through at's being sucked AND ATE “THE HAT. : into the steam turbines, you've deve | oped not only sixty pounds of cheap | = ; steam, but also a nice palatable dish | y a Wy Sawa X of scalloped fish.” ] Py weve tle ll Dyer “y replied Dr. Casino, wet- |) fail ARE TOMBSTONE OF A PRACTICAL JoKeR ting his lips. aad then, if you could ioead OF AEuliy GivecaD) eae only run another pipe line out into a amen cone IN “TRINITY CHURLHYARD, WEW YORK CiTy| = wheat field you might arrange to ] thresh it and have buttered toast de- | Send your ideas for “Don't You Believe It” to Prof. Nate Collier. livered at the other end. | He will pay you $1.00 for any he can use. Prof. Claude replied: “Well, if any- body should step out of a hearse and | ask vou, I’m making cheap steam— | not buttered toast!" “And I think it’s all hot ai ] Dr. Dorado, putting a nas' ] the end of his cigar and into a monsoon. added : word on alking out Notice If you know of any such freak laws as appear on page 10 of this issue, send them to Ju and you will re- ceive $5 for any that we are able to use. The contributors of the laws ap- pearing in this issue and to whom we have paid $5 each are: ( o : Elwood S. P. Miller, Ephrata, Pa. ; ; ‘ Sa ae ie ens Ga. i Se KEE ; . D. Daspit, Baton Rouge, La. y 2. Hanners, Amarillo, Te Mary S Why the Army lost. Albert A. Lahm, Philadelphia, Pa. 32 EDWARD LANGER PRINTING COL, ING, JAMAICA, NOY comicbooks.com