Judge, 1930-10-04 · page 7 of 36
Judge — October 4, 1930 — page 7: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
# Page Analysis: Judge Magazine **Top Cartoon ("Say, General! Will ya eat this steak for me?"):** A military officer stands outside a restaurant while a waiter dangles food. The joke appears to satirize either military discipline or an officer's predicament—possibly referencing Prohibition-era restaurant practices or military regulations about where officers could eat. **Main Content - "The Football Fan's Credo":** A humorous list of absurd "beliefs" mocking college football enthusiasts, including exaggerated claims about Notre Dame, Harvard, Army teams, and coaching. The satire ridicules fans' irrational loyalties and the inflated mythology surrounding college football. **Bottom Cartoon:** A man's profile contains a small figure inside his head labeled "the guy who winked at th' blonde las' night"—satirizing how one embarrassing moment dominates a person's thoughts.
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JUDGE The Curse of 1930 1 RESTAVRANT “Dex ery, dearie, He'll get home - before long.’ “Oh, it's this terrible prohibition that’s responsible!” “Now, you mustn't say that. Just sit down and be quiet. I heard him promise you he wouldn't be gone long.” “Wooo00! It’s the same way every I hate these prohibitionists! didn’t they leave this country “Hush, dearie! You're just hys- He'll be here in a few min- utes, I'm sure.” | “It will be hours! And then my troubles will just start! He'll insist | on talking the rest of the night! Oh. if it wasn’t for prohibition there i would be a saloon down on that cor- b4 ner and they'd put him out at twelve “Say, General! Will ya cut this steak for me? o'clock ee nee ramniatare gol’ Jong as he has any money left!" The Football Fan’s Credo Tat if Notre Dame loses a game its scrub team was playing. That no college in a large city has a cood football team. . That Harvard teams are always rather brittle and that the players drink tea between halves. That a good coach can accomplish y the clever use of sarcasm nthe locker room. That all Army football pls | remember when McKinley was elected | President. That the chief cause of the success of Maine teams has been thet inspira- tion of the Stein Song. | That Princeton players wear signet 1 rings. i That a quarter-back who kicks on | the third down, should be committed to an insane asylum, That it is absolutely impossible for Dartmouth to beat Yale, as there is > sort of jinx which prevents them ver winning Chat an Eastern team has as much 1 chance against a ern team as Senator Heflin has of being appointed wach at Holy Cross. —Artucr Sitversratr ei “Don’cha remember me? I’m the guy who winked at th’ blonde las’ night!” comicbooks.com