Judge — October 4, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Wire’s Vorce—Oh, George, if you're going down-stairs will you bring my sewing basket? Say It With Rubber (Continued from page 11) Harvard football game or a circus.” And if we go easy with our pollination and cross breeding we may get the same plants to blossom forth with hot water bottles in the fall of the year,” added the third chemist. “I vote to cha that Mother Goose rhyme to go: ‘Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn; the sheep's eat- ing rubber—the cow's in the corn,” the fourth chemist suggested. The chief heated a test tube and said: “Our motto: ‘Every pencil equipped with a. bl ed susan. When your eraser begins to fade, i of fresh water.’ ” exclaimed the second I make fountain pens wear in your button- anybody gets a rubber k, they can sell it to a florist,” ed the third member, —And, as for elastic bands,” said the fourth chemist, “we'll make them out of sweet narcissus stems so they'll not only stretch, but also smell nice when you snap somebody in the back of the neck.” The four sages of Menlo Park took off their rubber gloves, placed them in a pot of damp earth, sprinkled them with a watering can and departed. Tue Extuvsiast—IWhat's that? “Go back?” Why, we’ve only just got here! —Passinc Snow EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO, ING, JAMAICA, #. ¥. comicbooks.com