Judge — October 4, 1930 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Just the Best Time (Continued from page 19) $ esides I do not want to be t is one profession in IN “THE ISOLATED GERMAN “TOWN OF which there are no retired members. OLLENHAUBENGAPENSTEINERSHOBENHAVEN, | No oncever heard of am ex-lion tamer. INSTEAD OF SAYING JACK ROBINSON “hey Say — ae 7 “pes Up hopping, into Hons JOHAN SENFURDGRUSENKUSSUNDLIEBENTAPFELHEIMER, | eae ive up goita to the —Pel Gress cit South Pole with Sir Hubert Wilkins in his submarine as well as standing in front of moving objects such as auto- mobiles and trains.” sign up, “Do Not Annoy the Snakes.” Jack certainly would not annoy people go around saying, “That mug there is a snake annoyer.’ Besides, I ot ” am sorry for them snakes. I do not Ibert Oomsk of GeorGe C3Kovisis OF YAMA YAMA YAMA, CHINA see where they have privacy at Rijovskiskvichsivich SAILED A SAILBOAT FROM GROKEN Bow NEB. all. I do not think there is any future Russia was born in “TO DEADWOOD, SouTH DAKOTA AND arate in being a snake.” Warsaw, Moscow and “ToucteD WATER. Geo A ect “I do not even think there is any Berlin’ of different ~ San FRANCISCO, CAL, future in watching them,” I say, Let parents. 1915. us go over and watch that three-letter ~ _ a animal which means beast of burden.” “Do you mean ‘man,’ " J Pali) “No, dope, I mean yak. Stents -s, and T have al 7 if there was such think it is only it im Jack says. “A myth is a female moth. You should know that.” § —_ : $ So we went and looked at the yak Tie FLOATING ROCKS IN “We OSAGE RiveR AT It was the saddest-looking animal. It FLOATING ROCK, MISSOURI. “THE NATIVES SELL “THEM looked like it had been standing out FoR SPONGES. SMUsERT HECKER in the rain without no umbrella for _ KANSAS CITY, M49, weeks. Send your ideas for “Don't You Believe It” to Prof. Nate Collier. Jack looks at the yak. “He looks He wil pay you $3.00 for cay ke can wat, very much like a gentleman friend of mine named Frank Vail. This fellow was a tree surgeon. He was a nut on trees. He used to recite a poem that said something like ‘Only fools can make a tree.’ I say anyone who would try to make a tree would be a fool, ex cept maybe another tree. He used te get sad when he had to chop down a tree. He had sad just like that ak, in’t s al of mine for a long time. Maybe he is a yak now. There is a keeper there and Jack asks him, “Is this yak’s name Frank Vail by any The keeper says, “No, his name ain't Frank, Her name is Gertrude.’ Just then a couple comes along and greets Jack. “Well, if it ain't my old pal, Frank Vail,” Jack says in sur- prise. “I was just talking about you to my wonder girl.” Jack introduces them to me, and it turns out that the girl’s name is Ger- The wife is so pleased with the contrivance that keeps baby out of trouble trude. Jack says, ‘Ain't the place a and where she wants him, that she has one made for her husband, too. small world after Ml. See this yak 26 comicbooks.com