Judge — October 4, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Soe as comme as ee The Slump “Cros, Harry, but I never saw things as bad as they are now.” “Things goin’ pretty tough with you too, huh?” “Are they? I tell ya I'm hardly makin’ expenses any more.” “T'm sure goin’ in th’ hole fast wy- self. Couldn't even make th’ ments on th’ car this month, an’ they took it away yesterday, that’s why Pm walkin’. “Gosh, that’s too bad. Last week I called on thirty-five prospects an’, no foolin’, I didn’t “T tell ya they haven't any money.” “LM say money's scarce this year.” “Th country’s in a helluva shape, if you'd ask me.” “It sure is, when a couple of first- class hold-up guys like us can’t make a respectable livin’ somethin’s wro —Scort Brown The absent-minded Prof. takes a parachute jump. Then there's. the Scotehman who tried to buy a seven-passenger Austin, Salesmanship “T’p like to look at an old sedan——” “Certainly. Right down here. N here’s a good used 1924 Cadillac!” “No, I ” “Well, here’s a Ps 1922. ai d. This is a out a Lincoln? This 1, you se “Wait a minute. I just thought of is 1918 Dodge. Some of the chassis ing, but it runs. It’s 30 bucks at's too new, I think The salesman wiped his brow “Just what did you want this car for? “I wanted to tell you. You sce, I in the suburbs so? Here's just the thing for you. A 1906 —three fenders and some of the motor gone, but it runs fine down hill.” Good! I'll take it.” —AL Stavperman “Don't get excited, lady. 20 I just came back for some of my tools!!” comicbooks.com