Judge — October 4, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Moving Verses Housecleaning Brrore the dawn of moving day We firmly vowed to throw away A lot of things about the place That simply filled up useful space. But when the crucial moments Remarked my wife in secret shaw “We simply can’t throw out this tray— Why, what would Uncle Hector say! And with this chair I'll never part— ‘Twould break dear Cousin Bella's heart!” I salvaged stained tobaceo bowls, Old pipes and hooks and fishing poles, So when we reached our new abode ame, | We the moving men unload | i Upon the street before our door | t | More junk than we possessed before! | | —Artuvcr L. Lirepmann “Look, Mayor!” 4 | The Discovery of America (How it would have affected various of our modern journals.) Tue Literary Dicest “AS event of far-reaching cons: quence is G “Tt will have important results this same paper going on in a similar vein. “It has no parallel in modern maritime history,” reports the Madrid Journal, and this same opinion is | echoed by the Lisbon Courier. “Co lumbus,” the London Leader tells us. a product of modern Genoese civ ilization, in every way the epitome of the pioncer spirit.” “It is note worthy,” the Rome Churchman com- meats, “that the discoverer does not smoke, drink or chew.” Time Last week pensive Indians parading jagged, fustian shores of new-world America were startled out of their sto! id, squatty taciturnity by the appear ance of a sail against the reddish, sun going-down horizon. “Heap _ biz canoe!" chorused assembled Redskins One hour later Italian-under-Spanis!: flag Columbus* discovered Amer * Not to be confused with thriving industrious Columbus, Ohio. says on Cosmorouitan The Editor is proud to announ that beginning with the next issu there will be a series of articles enti tled, “How I Discovered America,” 3 by Christopher Columbus. “Ah, ha, I caught ye red-handed tryin’ to steal them apples!!” —Anrrtivr SirversiatrT - 18 comicbooks.com