Judge — September 27, 1930 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE | | | ae They Can’t Win ] K\ i _ If it keeps on, it’s going to be | C \ ; , | a a ) pretty tou h jon the police in’ the rf 2 future, They'll not only have to go ) out and apprehend the defendant, | they'll have to go out and find the judge to try him. | 1 Certain politicians who were figur- | ing only a short time ago what the) were going to get out of it are now busy figuring how they are going to get out of it. { | P. T. Barnum was Tom Thumb's | manager, and we'd like to know | | whether the miniature golf people got | their idea from ‘Tom Thumb or from | Barnum. } An optimist is a governor who goes toa Hoover drought conference carry- ing an umbrella. There’s one good thing about hav ing a Scotch family for neighbors. 0 Take that family upstairs. Like ail 0 upstairs families, th like to give 0 parties. But they never keep us ke 5 ] with their dancing. When we want | them to stop dancing, we merely turn } | off our radio. “Seen anything of Myrtle lately?” —R. C, O'Baex re Perfection } Bread now comes already. sliced. s far as some golfers are con } . their balls might as well come } at [ ) the same way. t . it One thing bootleg whisky seems to 1} mix all right with is politics. \} ‘il And nowadays father sits up till the ii} cars come home. ui | Then there was the Scotchman who told his son he had heard that Santa | Claus was going to drive a bantam car 1! | this year, | | And we understand that some of i the colleges are offer miniature } courses” in education this fall. | | | | Simile: Fallen as low as a bride's first sponge cake. — Say And Dora suggests that on their i | | next trip to the ocean, Gandhi's fol- | lowers take along a cake of soap. “Joe, you might give her a kick to see if she’s real!” ¥ 7 comicbooks.com