Judge — September 27, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 23) T Breakfast Club will open Oct. Hoth. It will occupy several floors ibove Delinonico’s on Park Avenue, | ind is the only thing of the kind on this coast. The charter membership neludes some of New York's most prominent business men. As I under- stand it, there will be quite a bit of entertaining done on certain days talks, and cabaret) shows, informal what not. A good place, one. would think, to bring the when the fter-the-theatre clubs have all closed ind there's nothing to do but go home ind no one will go h It will be nice for business men, too—I mean n the working business men—who usu- ally come down to breakfast with a grouch on, Who could retain a grouch thru a breakfast cabaret? And if they did, what good would it do them? I Want a Fireman! [is Clive Weed who tells it if you give him the least encoura an caine home late A police dressing in the dark, slipped into bed Hix wife woke up and said, “Cla would ye moind runnin’ out and che powder — me head's Clancy fumbled into his clothing and complied. ‘The druggist served him and said as he handed him the powders Officer Clan Claney said “Yes !" Well, then,” asked the dispenser, what are you doing in that fireman's uniform?” splittin’ ! Best Steppers | Baby, Won't You Please Come Home? & Hullabaloo—MeKinney— Victor. Sing & I Still Get a Thrill—Weems Victor. A Big Bouquet & I'm Learning a Lot from You—Johnson—Victor. —Juvar, Jn. Notice If you know o us appear on send them any such freak laws ec 12 of this issue, J and you will re- ceive $5 for any that we are able to The contributors of the laws ap- pearing in this issue have paid $5 each and to whom we | re: 8. M. Cosgrove, Staten Island, N. Y. | COT. Pierce, Newark, N. J. | Geo, Flaks, New Haven, Conn. E. L. Hartmann, Binghamton, N.Y. | Hugh Brassell, Quay, New Mexico. LE MOMENT [THE TRAGIC TRAGIQUE MOMENT] When you have decided to end it all... “regardez” (look) before you e *sautez 2” (leap) cheer up! There is much to live for. Be nonchalant, LIGHT [PRONOUNCED PERFECT SPECIAL NOTICE TO CROSS-WORD PUZZLE FANS In response to numerous re- quests, JUDGE has so arranged that hereafter the leads for the cross-word puzzles will always be printed on the same page with the puzzle. The inconvenience of having some of the leads on the op- posite page will be avoided. A ny bp 7 MURA ISCRIMINATING 48th Dear Judge: Oh, magic do your best! JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., (108 Regutar weekly visits (2 years) $2 Regular weekly visite (1 year) D SMOKERS) OP. Lorillard Ca, Ioe., Street, concocter of laughter and® jest, you be the doctor—come on, comicbooks.com