Judge — September 13, 1930 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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The Best Time (Continued from page 15) “I bet when Bobby Jones hears of you he will quit golf and take up some zame like prisoners’ base or puss in the ner,” Jack says. “Why, because Iam so g asks him, “You may be a good girl and you can bake a nice cake, but you certainly will never be missed at this course,” Jack says. While we girl come up and he se two are talking a man and a s, “When you through yapping will you kindly get out of the way so I and my girl friend can finish our game?” Juck winks at ine and says, “I seen you play that last hole and [ would say your game is finished already.” The man glares at Jack. “W are you, a tough guy or somethi he says. get says, “Iam such a that I had to move out of Ch ccount of the quict there bothered me so. But do not worry as Iam only tough on Mondays and Saturdays and this is Wednesda ; alking real friendly do the girl by t quainted, and, would you believe it? she buys her stockings here and she says she remembers me on accourl of T look so much like Gloria Swanson, Jack W, we The man who started on @ shoestring. hears that and says, “She may look like Gloria Swanson, but she will never marry no French count.” I knew right what he meant, it was practically a proposal, and I couldn't help blushing. The man looks at me and says, “Are you two engaged And Jack winking at me, “Yes, we are en 1 am engaged by Miller's ‘Trucking Corporation to bathe their trucks every day and my girl friend is engaged by Weinstock’s Department Store to sell hosiery.” So we started for home and Tasks Jack, T says, “Jack, what did you mean when you said to that that I would never marry no French count?” J ughs and says, “Why, Honey. T only meant that France has run out of francs and is paying off their war debt in counts, and now there are none left.” But, Mamie, 1 know what he really meant and it won't be long now before he starts talkin put furniture. And Tam simply cu-razy about Jack, and whenever we go out we have just the best time, ees" _Questin Revnonps Clairvoyant “No, certainly not,” said a woman to a tramp who had knocked at th: door and begged for food. at once or FM call my husbane “"E ain't at ‘ome,” said the “How do you know that? the woman, ram) asked aman what marries a woman ou is only at ome at_ meal- times.” Teacuen—When the farmer has reaped his corn, got the cattle in for the winter, and covered his hayricks—what does he do? Puri.—Complains about the weather! —Passinu Siow ¥ Tee, JAMAWAL NY comicbooks.com