Judge — September 13, 1930 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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The Theatre ~ (Continued from page 16) | | spectacle of inverts, as in “Pleasure LE MOMENT MALENCONTREUX j Man,” is pullable, why shouldn't the jolt nincing pansy bed of the revue (THE UNFORTUNATE MOMENT | | 1 uso be plucked? And if, a certain | episode in a play like “Sex” arouses | ~ ly | the moral ire of the smut-smellers. When you have met your “belle \ | why do they let pass without the lift 2 Oo j of a finger something similar and mére” (mother-in-law) at the station J I] | something a hundred times more por y t rographic in the talkie called “Sunny and have skidded into the “lac” (pro. 7 ' side Up" nounced Jake). Do not worry mais non! High Hat not worry mais non! ] (Continued from page 22) | ~ { teach how to sell the works, A class be nonchalant... : telling is not mentioned. 1 |} thing, the student works. | LIGHT A MURAD | Price list of his work is as follows | ° 1 || there is no specification as to who ) keeps the | : / | \4 Shave. by Freshmen | 10e, y Seniors PRONOUNCED reePReT ny 7 15e, cy by DISCKIMINATING SMOKERS It's not a bad extra-curricu cither. The fraternity your boy joins | is the Barbers’ Union, Inter'l Local 900, meeting at 117 E. 116th, And they have, of course, their own mug song. Hihattractions | Prue Ceylon-India Tea-Room at | 148 W. 49th, where you can fight © P lentert G. the Battle of Peshawur and free Ghandi over a bowl of Indian Curried | Lamb, and the Chili Villa, 109° W ith, where vou can slay Villa over a tlock of frijoles and hot tamales... . The Shelton Roof for breakfast. . . The game of Douctte, built just for | two... Clarence Russell's — passion for improving the breed of horses, the | which he is accomplishing with the aid | of a bookmaker and the National City t Bank as financier. ... Th of | Royal Spade Cassino, which jazzes up | the old game (see Hoyle for rules). It . Cornelius Van Ness’ idea: Chew \\ ing-gum flavored like real liquor for | iI! those who want to take the cure... . {i > Mencken Honeymoon. ... W. BR. oa-30 1 a eee a Fae si cider a | Do you know a_ cynic JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Ine. a ay 5 18 East 48th Street, Hy comic ite: book ie how to a scornful? Me ae funny sketches and thir -- + The | < : Tom Thumb golf-course on the roof Give him Judge! Dear Judge: of the Hotel White, although I still | |] Would you heal his manner ‘ | n Thumb my nose at the stupid . 5 Oh concocter of laughter | ne. —_Junar, In mournful? and you be the doctor—come on, li] * moore ye . do ur best! | Give him Judge! HH} Add Merciless Truths For the kicker who is 1 106 Regular weekty visite (2 years) {| f One of the popular restaurants chronic 42 megular weakly slain (1 yr).. { catering to the so-called celebrities has - , | : a slogan, viz: “From a Ss With a temper that’s cy- Wy in Institution to : i} One of the.wags who was charged clonic } $1.50 for two slices of bread with It’s a never-failing tonic— | some ham and cheese between them, Give him Judge! groaned: “You pay for an institution , 4 and you get a sandwich!” t —Dairy Mirror 4 20 } comicbooks.com