Judge — September 6, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE IMIG High Pressure "Tie modern way to hex your ene- mies, without) getting blood on your hands, is to submit their names to bond salesmen, insurance houses, publishers, piano sellers, oil-heater companies and the mail-order peop for use on their calling lists. For instance, or mailing you call a pub- lisher and tell him you have a friend bibliophile and would be interested in rare, fore you have time to who is an eccentric editions. Be- n will be on his He'll pursue your enemy to the office, to the coun y, to Europe, springing at him from behind doors, from inder plates and make his life miserable for quite a while. By calling several of these pest-houses, you can have a steady, rotating stream calling and writing all the time. * . * unex purgat ang up, a salesms On the ever-present other ; NIOR. ¢ hand, this whole idea can \UNIOR, ¢ be applied to the lives of the They need never n empty letter-box or be without a visitor if their names be given. lonely. fear fo ¢ 03 we Who Wears the Pants? Qurtuer examples of women gobbling up real old - fashioned masculinity : Down in Greenwich Village 1 woman who is built like Yale guard runs an auto shop. She will grind your valves, change tires, and do anything your car requires. I'd like to see a Dorothy Gray salesman try to sell her a pot of Dorothy's facial ¢ While up at Stamford, Conn., the train runs past a large factory called the Norma Holf- man Bearing Works. Does this mean the day will come when the Nellie Merrell Steel Rolling Mills, the Dotty Her place is known as Rosy’s Accessories. ky WHY DONT You RIE F Te Sy ome (IME TO WRITE THE probably play in our Na ¥ 7 WOULDA' HAVE tional les, is G ft. 7, NTH has a terrific forehead, was ELSel! once an amateur fighter and LATS Dimple [ron Foundries and the Greta Garbo Homewrec the ordinary thing? ing Corp. will be Unimportant Items Pr Bostwick, the millionaire gen tleman rider, refuses to go to col wants to do nothing but ride in steeplechases at the big tracks and play polo, is probably the best rider in the country, including Earl Sande. talks like a jockey and is one tough hombr L~E Pedley, another hoss-polo boy, is tough, too, once having Karl Kozuleh, th: professional tennis champion of the world, doesn’t make ict been an amateur boxing champ. . . . as much money a year as does Bill Tilden, who pulls in an immodest sum from syndicate work, his books on tennis, his fiction and his bridge, at which he is quite adept. . . Gumbledon (Wimbledon) Littleton Rogers, the Trish tennis champ, who will ENCYCLEPAEOin ? a runner in Wall Street. . All in all, the Internations! Cup Races will cost about Ten Million Dollars, the boats costing about half of that. ‘The poor grow poorer all the tim - Have you rard Bill He Sweetmeats Son s “Ah, nn’s which Sweetmeatsery of ast I've Found ither means “One who monotonous sound” or “One who roars or Take your choice. Free Idea Dep’t Comrerimos being what it is in the cloak-and-suit world, why doesn’t some (Continued on page 32) bellows.” suai! -> You HS? — IF You DD, FELLA, YOU'NE GoT } vA MESSY =) sive RENDE ZNOUS vePreMon comicbooks.com